Profile

And by, “Giant ass” you mean her face, correct?

I don’t mean to be rude or anything, but Dear Christ, this woman is just fucking gross.

“Hey, can you make the same face that Taylor Swift made when she saw you and Justin kissing at the Billboard Awards?”
“Ok, I’ll try…”

Why do I have a feeling that whenever someone yells, “Hey, shit head!” this guy turns and looks?

“Hey, after dinner you want me to re-enact my classic ‘beaver shot’?”
“Ma’am, at your age, it’s more like a ‘shot wombat’.”

You know, this is just a good looking woman here. Not bad for someone who lived in her van for a while.

And just like that, everyone immediately knew how Alicia got her name.

“Why yes, I did use all of my Gillette razor commercial money on this woman. Why do you ask?”

“And then… then he said he invited me on the boat because he liked me as a person! That he had no interest in having sex with me, in any way whatsoever! Oh, God! When did I get old?!”
“1993″
“Ok, good to know”.

She has the word, “louder” coming out of her ass and NO ONE has addressed it yet? No one?! Come, on guys!! Get it together!!