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Posted on Dec 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.16.14 (15 comments)

“Heyyyyyy youuuuuu guyyyyyyssss… !!”

Posted on Dec 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.16.14 (7 comments)

“C’mon… get to the crapper!”

Posted on Dec 14th
re: 'I always said Apple products were for pussies.' (3 comments)

Wow… this week’s captions were really stellar. For reals. No sarcasm. And no sarcasm with my “No sarcasm” line.

Posted on Dec 14th
re: 'Quagmire?' (4 comments)

OMG, Ah-mazing.

Dear Lord!! What the hell has Perez done now?!

Posted on Dec 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.12.14 (6 comments)

So, you’re saying there’s a chance… !

Posted on Dec 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.12.14 (18 comments)

“I don’t always open restaurants… but when I do, I open them with Robert De Niro.”

Posted on Dec 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.10.14 (15 comments)

“What’s that, ma’am? Your cats up a tree? Looks like this is a job for, The Spleen!”

Posted on Dec 2nd
re: Madonna Poses Topless For 'Interview' (39 comments)

Let’s be honest… there is no way those can possibly be her real nipples. Something horrible has happened at the photoshop labs, right Doc. RIGHT?!

Posted on Nov 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.21.14 (17 comments)

Just found out that she turns 18 NEXT year. Oh, no… IT’S A TRAP!!