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Posted on Sep 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.12.14 (24 comments)

“Honestly, Dad… you’ve never noticed how Harry looks exactly like Mum’s old riding instructor? He has red hair, for snob’s sake!”

Posted on Sep 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.12.14 (17 comments)

“Then I was in a rap group called Organised Rhyme, did a cable show in Ottawa, got famous somehow, married and then almost immediately divorced Drew Barrymore, did some crap movies and now I’m here. So… can I still get an Egg McMuffin or what?!?”

Posted on Sep 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.8.14 (6 comments)

Holy shit! That Asian kid is everywhere!

Posted on Sep 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (38 comments)

This could very easily be from a flashback scene in the next Spider-man movie where the Green Goblin gets embarrassed when his mother, The Beige Goblin, brings his lunch to school for him.

Posted on Sep 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (26 comments)

And yet, somewhere for reasons we will never know, there is some dude bragging to his buddies that he boned Lena Dunham. I’m sorry… this isn’t the world I asked to be on.

Posted on Sep 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (33 comments)

I dunno… the whole thing smacks of effort.

Posted on Aug 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.28.14 (19 comments)

All I wanna know is; why is Joe Perry wearing that dress and is Aerosmith going back on tour?

Posted on Aug 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.28.14 (15 comments)

“And then the wardrobe guy says to me, ‘You can’t just go out there and wear orange flip-flops with that suit! You’re George Clooney!’ And then I said to him, ‘Buddy… just listen to what you said – I’m George fucking Clooney.’ and THAT is why I wore those orange flip-flops for that Moore’s Suite commercial.”

Posted on Aug 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.28.14 (20 comments)

You know, everybody complains about her being crazy, difficult to work with, etc., but honestly – what the hell do I care? I’m never going to meet her, let alone date her!

So, please keep posting hot(ish) pics of this insanely sexy woman and Halle, please try to stay relevant by forgetting things exist such as underwear and the paparazzi!

Posted on Aug 29th
re: Coco Bikini Butt Photos: Barbados (21 comments)

I’m going to go out on a limb and agree w/ what’s already been stated here and say that the auto play videos and pop-up ad bar may have something to do with this site crashing constantly.

Someone needs to tell whomever is responsible for trying to up your site’s ad revenue via 2007 tactics that if people can’t scroll through/look at a web site, they eventually just stop going. And when they stop going, ad revenue = zero.

But, what the hell do I know? You should ask someone who’s a god on the Internets. What’s that Perez Hilton guy up to? If I remember correctly his site was the hottest thing 2008 had ever seen! Let’s see how his numbers are doing and… Oh, sweet baby Jesus…!!