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Pretty sure the only connection to Hendrix and an M16 is his brief time in the military and the conspiracy theory that he was murdered by one.

His song ‘Machine Gun’ was played on a Stratocaster like pretty much every other tune he played.

nice gunt.

1989 Kiedis had hair down to his waist.

I’m gonna break my rusty CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

And do coke!

“Mommy… where’s Daddy?
MOMMY! … where’s Daddy….”

Come on and sit on yo’ Daddy’s lap
‘cuz I’m the one, that pats yo’ back
Give yo’ Daddy a kiss girl

…awwww Dad

Because Duckman was every kind of awesome possible.

Candid Candygasm.

While having to hit refresh to see the caption for each picture might generate a lot more hits for the site. It’s really fucking annoying and I’m going away after 3 pictures.

Testing prior to publishing… it’s not rocket science.

If you’re going to constantly wear a cowboy hat to cover a receding hairline you really need to make sure to pull it down lower on your forehead.

When the dude has the babe on his arm and is still eyeballing the cameraman during the shoot, you should probably consider casting any of the other guys in the background.