re: Jessica Simpson: 7th Annual Footwear News Achievement Awards (2 comments)
Uh oh her boobs are tipping her over again.
re: Tara Reid Bikini Photos: Miami Beach (6 comments)
A 90 year old *man’s ass.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.25.13 (31 comments)
Plastic surgery is the new snake oil.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.22.13 (27 comments)
This explains all the recent earthquakes in nearby NZ.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.21.13 (16 comments)
She always looked like an angry chinaman with downs.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.21.13 (48 comments)
Looks like the Mr Potato Head school of plastic surgery.
re: Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Photos: Hollywood (6 comments)
…and pump her humps full of saline.
re: Courtney Stodden: The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League (3 comments)
Poor little sod, hope he had his shots.
re: 'Getting a blowjob from her would be like fucking a carp in its mouth hole.
So it'd probably be awesome.' (5 comments)
Fail bj, there’d be no pressure in case her lips exploded.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.15.13 (9 comments)
This’ll learn all those mean kids who used to call her “farty vaarty” in school.