re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.22.13 (16 comments)
An den, Renee, he said to me, dis black man, Monsieur Ceelo was a fan of mine, an all my fans are innocent, free arts. En so your Honour, I ask dat you once MORE, YOU OPEN THE DOOR AN YOU’RE EERE IN MY ART N MY ART WILL GO ON…
“Shyeet. Lock me the fuck up your honour.”
re: Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photos: Miami (1 comments)
And that would be two “Bitch”, one “What are you looking at?” one “I like boogie boards!” and one “Sweet Jesus, THIS is why I go to the beach instead of the hotel pool.”
re: Sarah Palin's Writing A Book About Christmas (40 comments)
That last paragraph in the post left me gasping for air.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.7.12 (55 comments)
If we were any further in the uncanny valley I’d be making out with Aki Ross.