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Posted on Oct 21st, 2011
re: Kim Kardashian Is Pretending To Get A Divorce Already (87 comments)

I actually know Kris. Nice guy but a total effing doofus. He does a lot of shit without thinking – granted that’s a really obvious statement if you take a look at the record so far… He wants it to work, but he doesn’t know how to do that (see: forgetting to wear your wedding ring…). Kim wants it to get her publicity, but she doesn’t know how to make it last because she’s so wrapped up in her own shit. Even his friends said they wouldn’t make it to one year…

Posted on Feb 11th, 2011
re: JWoww is Pamela Anderson Now (90 comments)

Guidette #1 has salami nipples? Color me surprised

Posted on Jan 13th, 2011
re: Olivia Munn Finally Grasps Twitter (30 comments)

That’s a 3-some I would volunteer to clean up Charlie Sheen’s hotel room for

Posted on Dec 29th, 2010
re: Natalie Portman is Pregnant, Engaged Now (94 comments)

Yes, saying someone “looks” like a religion is prejudice.

Posted on Dec 21st, 2010
re: Vanessa Hudgens is a Sexy Dresser (74 comments)

Someone’s been shopping at Endoor Outfitters

Posted on Dec 20th, 2010
re: Vanessa Hudgens is a Sexy Dresser (74 comments)

Nyub nyub, mmmmm eechooo nakatee adu!!! (Oh no! The Hairy Bush skinned Wicket!)

Posted on Dec 15th, 2010
re: Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson Separate (101 comments)

New title for this post: Ryan Reynolds Photobombs Blake Lively’s Side Boob

Posted on Dec 15th, 2010
re: Dexter Was Cheating With Julia Stiles (58 comments)

How soon before Jennifer Carpenter becomes the first choice for every shitty RomCom and Hall/Stiles start stealing foreign children?

Posted on Dec 15th, 2010
re: 1214-ryan-reynolds-blake-lively-00 (11 comments)

What’s all this about Ryan Reynolds and ScarJo? I thought this was a post about Blake Lively side boob…

If I put a bird in my hand, can I put two in her bush?