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Posted on May 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.9.13 (18 comments)

I really hope they chlorinated that water.

Posted on May 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.9.13 (16 comments)

She’s auditioning for a music video in 1991.

Posted on May 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.9.13 (12 comments)

One of those bags is just for eyeliner.

Posted on May 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.9.13 (22 comments)

The first step in learning the guitar is to build on what you already know. Okay, well, you’re black, so…

Posted on May 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.9.13 (14 comments)

This is what happens when you challenge the sale clerks at the K-Mart clothing section to “Make me look like Johnny Depp.”

Posted on May 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.9.13 (8 comments)

You have to admire the narcissism of a woman who puts a wind machine on their car.

Posted on May 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.9.13 (10 comments)

He’s surprised to learn that he has greatest hits.

Posted on May 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.9.13 (14 comments)

Normally, they take pictures on the red carpet BEFORE the movie starts.

Posted on May 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.9.13 (10 comments)

She finally just went all in at the plastic surgeon and asked for the Marilyn.

Posted on May 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.9.13 (29 comments)

Guys, guys…no need to compete. You’re BOTH the biggest Guido.