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Ummm…are you talking about the star of Avatar, Bloodrayne, Machete and the upcoming Resident Evil: If You Make it for 30 mil and it grosses 50 domestic and 80 overseas everyone gets paid?

Let’s see…Avatar was the biggest blockbuster of all time. And Machete was the greatest critical success. They probably already gave her the Palme D’Or.

It is an immutable law that any man who, without irony, uses the phrase “lady friends” does not have any.

While not an immutable law there is a high probability that any man describing his “nature” as “straight up straight, no bullshit” is not someone you should leave alone with your children, grandparents or any vulnerable person. Probably best not to eat or drink anything such a person offers you, either, or turn your back on them in a private place.

Oh, and never help them put a sofa in their van, even if they tell you they have a broken arm.

Actually…

…Dark Knight is like the art chick with the fine angular features and ebon hair who makes you drink chi tea and admire her art from detritus after watching a double feature of Gummo and Donnie Darko and before whispering “not so hard” into your ear during three AM missionary sex.

The Avengers is like the girl with sandy blonde hair and freckles who plays on the volleyball team and gives you a handjob in the theater while you watch Crank before taking you to her place for body shots and a demonstration of how her interest in sports has gifted her with the unique skill set to make reverse cowgirl a life changing experience.

So the Captain America speeches bothered you but the repeated, hammy, second grade logic of Batman muttering “the city needs a white knight…” topped by the hemmorrhoidal cherry of “fuck Jim Caveziel, bitches, this is passion of the Batman and now, for no compelling reason at all I will take the blame of killing Two Hung and become a pariah!” didn’t?

Curious. Still…Heath Ledger, dude. He died at just the right time to make that movie a classic. Too bad nobody cares if Bane shacks up with an Olsen.

It is proven that Andrew had a favorite drugs list.
Cocaine and grain alcohol would have been on top of that list.
Any drug dealer/liquor store wishing to acheive the very highest possible profits tried to get their name on Brietbart’s supllier’s list.

There. Fixed that for you.

Sadly true.

Affluent? They make chimps look well off financially? I mean, maybe that’s what you meant, but there are certainly ignorant people who are wealthy and it’s a rather circuitous route to guess how a chimpanzee throwing its own excrement would look less well off than a chimpanzee who wasn’t. Maybe the more affluent chimpanzees would throw Faberge eggs.

Hmmm…you know, I might look at Kiera Knightly and say what a waist. Maybe Biel or Ricci or….oh wait a minute.

You meant waste. Never mind.

Now Jane Fonda, back in the Barbarella days…that was fine.

Lamb chops are delicious, too. ArtofWar, are you trying to subliminally plan menus?