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Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.21.14 (18 comments)

That Fantastic Four reboot’s looking good.

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.21.14 (17 comments)

She’s made it into the White House. Now it’s off to kill Jack Nicholson.

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.21.14 (22 comments)

The toy shop door is locked up tight
And everything is quiet for the night.
And suddenly the clock strikes twelve,
The fun’s begun!

Hear them all cheering,
Now they are nearing,
There’s the captain stiff as starch.
Bayonets flashing,
Music is crashing,
As the wooden soldiers march

Posted on May 29th
re: Scout Willis Topless Protest #FreeTheNipple (16 comments)

You know, you were doing okay, right up to that last sentence. Then everything just came tumbling down.

Posted on Apr 28th
re: Donald Sterling Is The Racist D*ckbag We Deserve (115 comments)

You are INcorrect.

It’s the second best kind of correct behind…well…correct.

Posted on Apr 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.24.14 (32 comments)

Wait.

So is Nicolas Cage the Axl Rose of acting or is Axl Rose the Nicolas Cage of rock?

Posted on Apr 24th
re: Justin Bieber Banged Kylie Jenner (25 comments)

“Wash her hands” of Bieber?

I think a more thorough cleaning might be in order.

Yeah, when gay marriage was unpopular and liberals championed it every conservative in the nation was a bulwark of morality, standing absolutely against it. Now that the polls have changed and show that a majority of America supports it?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/23/republicans-gay-marriage_n_5197669.html

Here’s the thing, Robby. Standing up for something when it’s unpopular means that you have morals. Using an issue to get the votes of…well…people like you until the numbers turn against you? That would be a lack of morals.

Glad I could help.

Posted on Apr 24th
re: Good Morning, Kimberley Garner, And Other News (10 comments)

Guess he wasn’t specific enough. Sean Hannity is egging on the criminal, racist, freeloading, lying, treasonous, un-American shitheads in Nevada.

Sorry for the confusion. Hopes that clears things up for you.

Posted on Apr 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.15.14 (28 comments)

Give us any chance we’ll take it…
Give us any rule we’ll break it…
We’re going to make our dreams come true.
(doing it our way)