re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.8.13 (10 comments)
“And then I said piss on Rwanda. Piss on hotels, too. Piss on Iron Man, War Machine, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s Christmas Cards. I’ll piss on Tommy Lee Jones. I didn’t get to be a Man in Black. I had to be in Volcano. And piss on Marky Mark. Bright Shining Star my ass. White dwarf, more like it. Piss on Veronica Mars, too. Oh yeah, and that’s when the pissing starts feeling good. Gonna’ give that a shake.”
re: Kat Dennings: 'Thor: The Dark World' Premiere (5 comments)
What kind of world do we live in when the most recent nude photo I’ve seen of anyone on that stage is Stellan Skarsgard’s?
re: So Kate Upton Will Literally Do Anything For Money (36 comments)
I refuse to believe this exists.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.4.13 (19 comments)
I’d like three flapjacks, please.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.29.13 (35 comments)
“Aren’t you a little short for a…oh fuck it.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.30.13 (14 comments)
“Then the Whos, young and old, will sit down to a feast. And they’ll feast, and they’ll feast. And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast! They’ll feast on Who pudding and rare Who roast beast. Aw, roast beast is a feast I can’t stand in the least!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.30.13 (23 comments)
“This isn’t right. It’s…still…breathing!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.30.13 (27 comments)
“Your light sabre would be this long.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.5.13 (11 comments)
Sure. It’s how I stick to the walls.
re: Courtney Stodden Took Her New Face To The Grove (7 comments)
Ummm…the body doesn’t look quite the same either. And she seems a little taller. Could this be an entirely different woman?
Would it matter?