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Posted on Sep 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.30.14 (9 comments)

“As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time. So now it was to be Georgie the general, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless greeding bulldog. But suddenly I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use, like, inspiration and what Bog sends. For now it was lovely music that came to my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on and I viddied right at once what to do. “

Posted on Sep 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.30.14 (16 comments)

Down here in the south we all put our babies in the back breaker. Gentles them right down when they’re being fussy. It’s cultural.

Posted on Sep 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.30.14 (16 comments)

The great Muppet gangbang.

Posted on Sep 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.30.14 (19 comments)

“Calico cats. The most dangerous prey, yo.”

Posted on Sep 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.26.14 (9 comments)

When I first looked at the picture I thought; “hey, that old lady looks a lot like Katie Holmes”. Then I looked at the caption and thought, well, Katie Holmes must be behind the old woman. Then I looked back at the picture. For awhile.

Now I look away.

Posted on Sep 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.26.14 (33 comments)

“We’re gonna’ get you…we’re gonna’ get you…not another peep…time to go to sleep…”

Posted on Sep 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.26.14 (24 comments)

Should read:

Shia LaBeouf “running” around Stedelijk Museum during his “art” piece “meta-marathon” in Amsterdam.

Posted on Sep 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.26.14 (17 comments)

No argument, it’s a challenging dive, but if she hits the up button twice really fast and angles between the two buildings on the left I think she could make…

…eh, maybe she’s just picking parasites off her back to throw down on people walking by on the street.

Posted on Sep 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.24.14 (16 comments)

“once was in love and now I’ve got gas.”

Posted on Sep 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.22.14 (20 comments)

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Sam’s fritters.