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Ummm…the body doesn’t look quite the same either. And she seems a little taller. Could this be an entirely different woman?

Would it matter?

Wayland Flowers may be dead but Madame just keeps on going.

Get out of the street, Grandma!

The sun never sets on the British Bridal Slutpire.

Better…

…better get a bucket.

I guess it’s all over. The Peeps look like humans now.

“We all had our own reasons to want Zooey Deschanel dead. But it wasn’t until we saw her in the crosswalk, singing tunelessly and shuffling back and forth like a drunken octogenarian, that we realized that it was our destiny to kill her.”

“Oh shit! My childhood!”

I don’t know which is worse. That when I looked at the thumbnail I thought it was a picture of Octomom or that when I clicked on it, hoping I was wrong and it was someone other than Octomom, I was still vaguely disappointed that it was this creature.

Of course, if they’re committed Democratic voters they would already be voting for Obama and so whatever they thought of Willard’s possibly illegal and certainly vulture capitalist cockfoolery at Bain, and whether it corresponded to a comicbook character named Bane would be irrelevant.

I would say the only possible harm would come from the possible impact on the reactionary conservative anti-information, anti-intellectual voters who…wait, that’s right…comprise more than two thirds of the Republican party.

Oh well, when they learn that Bain was trafficking in aborted human fetuses while Willard was drawing a salary (and had not yet ‘retroactively’ retired) they’ll probably be too upset to care how Bane spells his name.