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Posted on Jan 9th
re: Pregnant Beyonce Promotes 'Live At Roseland' (5 comments)

seems legit

Posted on Mar 17th, 2011
re: 0317-crap-we-missed-10 (21 comments)

FUNNY COMMENT GOES HERE! P.S. STRINGER BELL.

Posted on Dec 14th, 2010
re: Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson Separate (101 comments)

im glad someone else noticed and focused mainly on the almost-boob.

Posted on Dec 14th, 2010
re: Carrie Fisher Just Outed John Travolta (81 comments)

I was really ready to bring forth some stunning evidence that Travolta couldn’t be gay. My idea consisted basically of searching for pictures of him in the movie From Paris With Love… because he tried to look tough in that movie
http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/johntravolta.jpg
(hey. at least the earring is in the left ear. and we know he’s a top)

But all I did was type ‘John Travolta’ into image search and one of the first pictures was of him kissing a man (and kirk douglas at that)
http://www.palacalle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/john-travolta-kissed-kirk-douglas3.jpg

then, front and center on his wikipedia page, i found this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d1/John_T_color_01.jpg

hence i give up

Posted on Dec 14th, 2010
re: Jon Favreau Bails on 'Iron Man 3' (26 comments)

If Mel Gibson directs Iron Man 3, then the movie will be about a chieftain of a bronze age Canaanite tribe whose fiance is raped on her wedding night by a Jew with a pack of great danes… all of which circumstances call for, what else? REVENGE. What I’m basically saying, is, the movie will fucking kick ass. I tentatively name the movie ‘Rumble in the Levant, Pt 2: Revenge the fuck out of some enemies’. Oh wait we’re talking about Iron Man 3. I guess it’s still going to be called Iron Man 3.

Posted on Dec 12th, 2010
re: That's More Like It (34 comments)

SNOOKIE WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH!