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Posted on Mar 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.6.14 (15 comments)

what is the precise possibility that Beyonce is now more animatronic machine than flesh-and-blood boner producer?

Posted on Mar 4th
re: Justin #Bbare: World's Most Elephant Shakesbeard (15 comments)

i hate old toddlers

someone kill this guy

you had me at y’all seeing if i left a gameboy up there.

Posted on Mar 1st
re: Justin Bieber's Dad's Relationship Is Falling Apart (14 comments)

closing with true detective? you delicious psychopath.

end of the day, arnie rules. sex addictions and republicanism can’t fade him.

Posted on Jan 22nd
re: Shia LaBeouf Headbutted A Guy At A Bar (27 comments)

nailed it the first time, mohawk

Posted on Oct 18th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.18.13 (37 comments)

everyone who commented would fuck her. just sayin, dawgs

Posted on Oct 18th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.18.13 (37 comments)

jimjam ah yes it feels good to tell the truth. i too would willingly have sexual intercourse with this creature.

Posted on Sep 4th, 2013
re: Here's Your Live-Action Christian Grey, Ladies (24 comments)

I wonder if halfway through the movie he will find letters from his dad who wanted to get out of the S&M business but got murdered by his old lady and her secret boyfriend who was also his best friend. Then they’ll go to Ireland and kidnap a baby.