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Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011
re: courtney-stodden-no-make-up-1103-04 (14 comments)

Ok for real…does she have scoliosis or is she just part dinosaur?

Awwe Doug! We’re TWINSIES!!

Posted on Aug 24th, 2011
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.23.11 (14 comments)

damn it fish. i love you.

Posted on Jul 26th, 2011
re: 0725-the-crap-we-missed-10 (13 comments)

Ahhhh, cool breeze!

Posted on Jul 11th, 2011
re: 0711-mel-gibson-drunk-04 (3 comments)

wow. this just gave BOAT shoes a whole new meaning.
mel gibson is angry clown!

Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011
re: Bam Margera Brought a News Team to Ryan Dunn's Crash Site (199 comments)

Obviously it was a stupid decision to drive or to get in the car, but it’s still sad for the people who didn’t make that decision, weren’t there to veto that decision, and are now left missing the ones who did. Dying because of a stupid mistake doesn’t negate the value of a person’s life to the ones who loved him.

And losing people like this is almost worse, because there’s no, “Well he was sick for a long time, we were expecting it.” It’s astounding how many ways grief can make you connect yourself to events you had no part of and blame yourself for situations out of your control. It sucks ass.

Posted on Apr 3rd, 2011
re: So Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Are Back Together (30 comments)

wait…pete wentz stole kelly osbourne’s boyfriend?

Posted on Mar 31st, 2011
re: Lindsay Lohan Snorting Coke Off The Sidewalk (72 comments)

Edit: The Artist Formerly Known As Lindsay Lohan Snorting Coke Off The Sidewalk

Posted on Mar 8th, 2011
re: Charlie Sheen Went On Top of a Building With a Machete (85 comments)

I hadn’t noticed the thumb before. That’s priceless.
I guess that spicy bloody mary mix is too much for him.

Wait…we could be onto something here.

Posted on Mar 1st, 2011
re: 0301-jane-russell-RIP-00 (4 comments)

No one is that flawless. I call Photoshop. Oh wait…