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Posted on Apr 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.24.14 (16 comments)

Someone shouted “I KNOW YOU’RE THERE!” and suddenly a tiny Tim Burton crawled out of Mr. Deep’s head in an Alien kind of way.

Posted on Apr 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.24.14 (19 comments)

I heard rumors about a live action Shrek movie… Well, not rumors anymore.

eav3989* But awesome!

Posted on Sep 27th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.26.13 (28 comments)

“Because he’s the Penguin Ben Affleck deserves, but not the one it needs right now…”

Posted on Aug 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.30.13 (11 comments)

“What… Are you doing?”
“Sorry, you found my deepthoat switch”

Posted on Aug 14th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.14.13 (16 comments)

“I still don’t get how this is milking… Oh wait… Ha! I see what you did there”

Posted on Aug 14th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.14.13 (24 comments)

This is like The Curious Case Benjamin Button… In a couple of years he’ll go black and sport a sweet afro.

Posted on Aug 14th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.14.13 (12 comments)

Someone got confused… It’s the premiere of ‘JOBS’ not blowjobs.

Posted on Aug 1st, 2011
re: 0801-dark-knight-rises-pittsburgh-09 (2 comments)

“So… How about if you don’t break my back this time, uh?”

Posted on Jul 28th, 2011
re: 0727-the-crap-we-missed-27 (18 comments)

So… Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga and Hayden Panettiere are friends now, uh? Who would have known?