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Posted on Mar 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.24.14 (10 comments)

This is like slapping God in the face for giving you a gorgeous gift.

Posted on Mar 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.7.14 (26 comments)

I don’t even want to know what she smells like while sweating at the gym.

Posted on Feb 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.7.14 (11 comments)

“I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you.”

Posted on Feb 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 2.3.14 (12 comments)

Teeth so yellow that when he smiles, Dorothy makes it to OZ.

Posted on Dec 19th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.19.12 (8 comments)

Pure beauty.

Posted on Nov 19th, 2012
re: Ke$ha: The 40th American Music Awards (18 comments)

Fucking barf.

Posted on Nov 8th, 2012
re: Heidi Montag Bikini Photos (15 comments)

“You’re a plastic barbie bitch, Heidi!” -Person taking picture

“Look at all these fucks I give!” -Heidi

Posted on Oct 24th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.24.12 (25 comments)

Doesn’t look bad from the back here. She’s still a dumb bitch though.

Posted on Oct 24th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.24.12 (36 comments)

What in the fuck….

Posted on Oct 24th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.24.12 (38 comments)

“We should double Guantanamo!”