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I just shat out a car!

Actually kind of awesome. In the douchiest sense of the word awesome

I see he’s still hard at work to convince everyone he hates roosters…. just so you know roosters is cocks, as in dicks

I would wreck that chick so hard that she would write more songs about me than taylor swift

I’m hungry for a whopper now

Well of course you get one minute left…you’re in Green Day man!

It’s like watching the transformation into Golum

“Nowadays I’m lucky if it gets like this at all”

She should always have her face out of focus or out of view

That wig was made from her own pubic hair