re: Ireland Baldwin Is Single, Grabbing Her Boob (45 comments)
She has a head that gets wider and flatter as you go up. And a vacuous look on her face. And lets not forget her mental case fathers beady squinty eyes. No, she isn’t doing it for me.
re: Kanye West Wants Kim Kardashian To Stop Being An International Hooker (34 comments)
It cheapens her? She cheapens herself.
re: What's That 'Service' Where A Dude Pays A Chick To 'Escort' Him? Don't Tell Me, It's Right On The Tip Of My Tongue. (29 comments)
Joe, when I saw the profile pic of the pimpess, that was the first thing that popped in my head. I guess great minds really do think alike.
re: There's A Sequel To 'Achy Breaky Heart' With Twerking Butt Aliens (27 comments)
I didn’t even make it that far. Butt, thanks for the screencaps, Superficial.
re: Look At Jennifer Lopez's Giant Ass On A Boat While I Shovel 80 Feet of Snow (15 comments)
Funny. First theres a pic of Drake with the fish eyes. Then it Lopezs fats ass. I bet he can check out each of her hemispheric ass cheeks separately with an eye on each side of his head. Talk about double vision.
re: David O. Russell: Jennifer Lawrence's Work In 'The Hunger Games' Is Slavery (26 comments)
This girl is just so friggin’ funny looking I can’t stand it. She looks like a Simpsons character. And an unfunny one at that.
re: BEST OF 2013: Selena Gomez's Almost Nipple (14 comments)
Haven’t we seen enough of this girl that looks twelves years old and has a big head?
re: Jaden Smith Told His 4 Million Twitter Followers To Drop Out of School (88 comments)
They don’t call the Dumbo ears for nothing.
re: Uma Thurman's Still Got It (20 comments)
That headline is a joke, right? She has never had it. Her body isn’t even good enough to make her a butterface. How about those fish eyes on each side of her head?
re: Kylie Jenner Is Allowed To Talk Publicly About Jaden Smith? You Don't Say... (27 comments)
Actually, this mini Khloe aka Girlzilla and her sister will be over shadowed by the evil spawn of the Skank and the Dumbell. And the show continues ad infinitum.