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Hey Demi, the Ravens are looking to fill a running back position. You look qualified.

in other news, what is this fucking radio bar thing appearing in my browser?

Posted on Sep 15th
re: Nicki Minaj Doesn't Want You To See This Photo (39 comments)

Yo! Be honest! Do these 110 lb saline implants make my butt look fat?!

Posted on Sep 15th
re: Nicki Minaj Doesn't Want You To See This Photo (39 comments)

this could cure a porn addiction.

Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (42 comments)

I’m still laughing over your Bruce Jenner comment months ago “Irked by the insolent staff and raucous children’s party, Myrtle vowed to never return to Cracker Barrell.” Well done sir.

Posted on Sep 9th
re: Taylor Swift Is Writing Songs About Katy Perry Now (27 comments)

amen! she’s 24! going on 8.

Posted on Sep 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.8.14 (7 comments)

Don Zaloog wants to speak with you, STAT

Posted on Sep 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.8.14 (13 comments)

Fuck….zoom in on the face….I dare you. I triple dog dare you.

Posted on Sep 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.8.14 (12 comments)

i know this is genius….but I don’t quite get it

Posted on Aug 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.26.14 (21 comments)

Danny DeVito as The Penguin

Posted on Aug 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.26.14 (14 comments)

PREACH! And agreed. in related news, which one is infinitely hotter? Iggy.