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Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (17 comments)

“Hey beautiful, Wanna bang after this?”

“I’ts me, Daddy”

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (17 comments)

every time we have a mariah post, one person thumbs down all the comments….MARIAH? or Nick Cannon on a short least with a shock collar around his neck? Mariah! You fucking slag! it’s over! Dress your age! Or go nude and audition for the new SHamu in San Diego. It means “a whale’s vagina” something you know about.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (22 comments)

nice.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (17 comments)

*throws huge wad of pictures of her from 1995 at paparazzi*

Posted on Jul 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.17.14 (15 comments)

for your Academy Award consideration.

Posted on Jun 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.18.14 (40 comments)

shrimp creole, shrimp etouffle, shrimp scampi, fried shrimp, boiled shrimp…

Posted on Jun 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.16.14 (20 comments)

FTW Steve

Posted on Jun 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.16.14 (17 comments)

if you replaced him with a giant dreamcatcher, would anyone notice?

Posted on Jun 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.13.14 (6 comments)

is it wrong that I would propose marriage?

it’s wrong.

Posted on Jun 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.13.14 (10 comments)

I’ll tell ya what I want what I really really want
is for you to put that shit away you british slag