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“and in my mommy’s other job, I bent forward like this with James Deen behind me, and then I Paltrowe’d another man’s teabag like so. For my private stash.”

this makes my day

i think i’m gonna be sick.

Hayden eats one of Wladimir’s bugars after he convinces her this is what girls do in his country. He later laffs his ass off with friends and posts the pics.

He wants to be called Snoope Lion? Tigger, Please.

best comment of the day. thanks for the laff

I wouldn’t even fuck her with Pink’s dick.

KILL IT WITH FIRE@@!!!!!

watta fuckin mess

AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!