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Posted on Apr 20th, 2012
re: Pamela Anderson at The Andalo Liquor Presentation (10 comments)

Guard: Wait, Mrs. Anderson…
PA: Oh is my hepatitis showing? There. How about now?

Posted on Apr 12th, 2012
re: It's Hayden Panettiere In a Bikini (40 comments)

Midget sex! I want one!!!

Posted on Apr 5th, 2012
re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Thinks She Can Bang Adam Levine Now (49 comments)

Crazy bitches rule! Until you get them around family or friends…then they require a mute button.

Posted on Apr 5th, 2012
re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Thinks She Can Bang Adam Levine Now (49 comments)

If I were not already wed I would choose one of her 3 rings to place on her finger. Of course there would have to be something in a pre-nup about keeping her crazy ass under 175 lbs. but other than that…I’d go for it. Hell…everyone knows crazy women are fucking wild in the sack.

Posted on Apr 3rd, 2012
re: Country Music's Mad At Ashton Kutcher (50 comments)

No, that’s what real rednecks would do. Real country people are usually polite in the face of a douche bag.

But I still fucking hate country music…so I care not if he was making fun of them.

I like tits no matter what they’re being used for. If it were up to me they would be out all the time :)

At least she’s feeding her kid something nourishing instead of an unhealthy stream of coke and booze.

Yeah, same here. I’m totally appalled when a woman whips her tit out in public. I mean seriously, what happened to common courtesy. I might be thirsty too but they never even offer me a sip. Bitches be rude.

Posted on Mar 27th, 2012
re: Octomom Finally Did Porn To Keep Her House (43 comments)

I know. But you’ll forget about it by tomorrow so just have Taco Bell today.

Posted on Mar 27th, 2012
re: Octomom Finally Did Porn To Keep Her House (43 comments)

Roast beef. I’m guessing her vag looks like roast beef.
Anyone down for some Arby’s?