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Guard: Wait, Mrs. Anderson…
PA: Oh is my hepatitis showing? There. How about now?

Midget sex! I want one!!!

Crazy bitches rule! Until you get them around family or friends…then they require a mute button.

If I were not already wed I would choose one of her 3 rings to place on her finger. Of course there would have to be something in a pre-nup about keeping her crazy ass under 175 lbs. but other than that…I’d go for it. Hell…everyone knows crazy women are fucking wild in the sack.

No, that’s what real rednecks would do. Real country people are usually polite in the face of a douche bag.

But I still fucking hate country music…so I care not if he was making fun of them.

I like tits no matter what they’re being used for. If it were up to me they would be out all the time :)

At least she’s feeding her kid something nourishing instead of an unhealthy stream of coke and booze.

Yeah, same here. I’m totally appalled when a woman whips her tit out in public. I mean seriously, what happened to common courtesy. I might be thirsty too but they never even offer me a sip. Bitches be rude.

I know. But you’ll forget about it by tomorrow so just have Taco Bell today.

Roast beef. I’m guessing her vag looks like roast beef.
Anyone down for some Arby’s?