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There’s your problem. You’ve got Robin Williams arms.

Looks like she used all 64 crayons on this one.

Posted on May 3rd
re: LeAnn Rimes is Still in a Bikini And Other News (40 comments)

Reminds me of all the times I came home from junior high, flipped on the television, found an episode of He-Man and masturbated to Skeletor.

Of course, if she’s on one knee, with a scrotum on her head, while watching “The Hobbit,” she’s Bilbo Tebowbagging.

And if she’s down on one knee with a scrotum resting on her head, she’s Tebowbagging.

Posted on May 2nd
re: The Crap I Missed - Wednesday 5.2.12 (13 comments)

Looks like this one’s out of Pez too.

Posted on May 2nd
re: The Crap I Missed - Wednesday 5.2.12 (36 comments)

Kim Kardashian in Beverly Hills? Nah, this picture looks more like Beverly Hills in Kim Kardashian’s ass. Probably Santa Monica and Culver City as well.

Posted on May 2nd
re: The Crap I Missed - Wednesday 5.2.12 (29 comments)

Somebody reload her, she’s out of Pez.

Posted on May 2nd
re: The Crap I Missed - Wednesday 5.2.12 (26 comments)

So nice of Zach and Ashton to give a ticket to the guy who films them in his basement.