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Posted on Oct 20th
re: Ray Rice Could Be Reinstated Next Month (54 comments)

Hopefully, this now clears the way for OJ to do color commentary for the Super Bowl.

Posted on Oct 20th
re: Jena Malone Is Probably Batfleck's Robin (37 comments)

Robin is a grown woman? Stephen Collins is going to be so disappointed.

Science can rest, now that the eternal question, “what would a watermelon in a pair of jorts look like?” has been answered.

Posted on Oct 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.17.14 (18 comments)

Your spank bank has got to make the Federal Reserve look like Bailey Building and Loan.

Posted on Oct 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.17.14 (7 comments)

I thought smoking was bad for your thetans.

Posted on Oct 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.17.14 (11 comments)

If you squint at this picture just right, it looks like her head is on a pike.

Posted on Oct 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.17.14 (15 comments)

It’s so hard to get past the Nelson hair, but once you do, you’re rewarded with realizing he’s wearing a leather jacket without a shirt.

Posted on Oct 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.17.14 (9 comments)

How many times do you think his seat mate asked him to say, “enough of these motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ plane?”

Posted on Oct 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.17.14 (10 comments)

Felony sounds like the name of someone Charlie Sheen would date.

Posted on Oct 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.17.14 (16 comments)

He must have been so disappointed when he found out the movie was actually called Fury and not Furry. And that it was about WW2.