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Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (16 comments)

Is that how you spell bukkake?

Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (7 comments)

He’s promoting his movies in retail stores now? He’s one step away from, “Puppet Show and Spinal Tap.”

Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (19 comments)

So edgy. You’ve don’t it yet again, Ms. Cyrus!!!
Just kidding.
NSFF (see Cher for definition).

Posted on Apr 11th
re: Goddammit, Cher, You're 80. Put It Away. (33 comments)

NSFF*
*Not Safe For Fapping.

Posted on Apr 11th
re: Sean Penn Has A Hot Daughter (19 comments)

She’s almost old enough for Sean to date her.

Posted on Apr 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.8.14 (15 comments)

Linday Lohan, circa 2015.

Posted on Apr 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.8.14 (8 comments)

Is that hair gel?

Posted on Apr 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.8.14 (23 comments)

Well, now we know what Lou Ferigno’s bicep would look like with eyeballs and hair.

Posted on Apr 8th
re: Taylor Swift's Parents Are Katherine Heigl-ing Her (14 comments)

Hopefully this means they will stop Bea Arthur-ing her career with all those granny-waisted pants she always wears.

Posted on Apr 8th
re: Still Don't Call ScarJo ScarJo (27 comments)

Lippy McTitties rolls off the tongue pretty well.