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Posted on Aug 20th
re: A Special Thanks From The Desk of The Superficial (111 comments)

Nicely said.

Posted on Aug 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.15.14 (6 comments)

I know it’s the apex of any actor’s career to do a remake of a second tier John Travolta Movie, but really I saw Franco as more of a Look Who’s Talking 3 kind of guy.

Posted on Aug 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.15.14 (11 comments)

Patton Oswalt is gay?

Posted on Aug 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.14.14 (8 comments)

How many daughters does Alec Baldwin have?

I just read on CNN that Blake Lively has been trying to stop TMZ from releasing that sex tape between her, Bieber and Hillary Duff. This kid gets around.

How old was she when her dad was one of his defense attorneys? He’s been waiting a long time for her to ripen.

Posted on Aug 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.13.14 (23 comments)

“I’ll take ‘celebrities that can fit a bowling ball in their asshole’ for $200 please, Alex.”

Posted on Aug 13th
re: Ariana Grande Has Rocket Titties Now (32 comments)

I wish those rockets had flown into my ears.

Posted on Aug 11th
re: Robin Williams Committed Suicide (1951 - 2014) (110 comments)

Damn. Just, damn.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (26 comments)

Looks like he’s infiltrated an illegal street hacky-sack ring.