re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.2.14 (11 comments)
Mariah Carey’s head, Rihanna’s torso, and Beyonce’s legs. She may not be a chimera in the classical sense, but odds are 10:1 that she still breathes fire.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.2.14 (19 comments)
Arnold: But I want to ride around in the blue stroller! It’s not fair! That’s mine!
Kelsey: Now now, Arnie, you’re a big boy now. You need to start walking on your feet like one. Now let’s go get you an ice cream cone, k?
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.2.14 (18 comments)
If a person steps out onto the streets directly after taking a shower, they’re normally considered crazy. Just saying.
re: Rihanna Hugging Chris Brown (10 comments)
Don’t be so quick to judge her. It looks like she’s hugging a dismembered collection of body parts there, not a whole human being.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.2.12 (21 comments)
Wait, she’s in Florida to shoot spring breakers? I mean, I dislike frat boys as much as anyone, but that seems a little harsh.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.2.12 (42 comments)
This is probably what the Virgin Mary would’ve looked like had she lived in California.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.1.12 (28 comments)
Is it just me, or is this a photo of a woman who is afraid to move?
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.1.12 (33 comments)
Huh. I guess she really IS a leprechaun.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.29.12 (29 comments)
You can always identify a Kardashian by their long, flirtatious eyelashes.
re: Scarlett Johansson Bikini Photos: Hawaii (3 comments)
Leggo ob my nose! LEGGO OB MY NOSE!