re: Rihanna Hugging Chris Brown (10 comments)
Don’t be so quick to judge her. It looks like she’s hugging a dismembered collection of body parts there, not a whole human being.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.2.12 (21 comments)
Wait, she’s in Florida to shoot spring breakers? I mean, I dislike frat boys as much as anyone, but that seems a little harsh.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.2.12 (42 comments)
This is probably what the Virgin Mary would’ve looked like had she lived in California.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.1.12 (28 comments)
Is it just me, or is this a photo of a woman who is afraid to move?
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.1.12 (33 comments)
Huh. I guess she really IS a leprechaun.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.29.12 (29 comments)
You can always identify a Kardashian by their long, flirtatious eyelashes.
re: Scarlett Johansson Bikini Photos: Hawaii (3 comments)
Leggo ob my nose! LEGGO OB MY NOSE!
re: JWoww at The 9th Annual Leather And Laces (5 comments)
She looks awfully confident for a half-clothed female facing off Dracula with a flimsy, impromptu crucifix. I suppose she’s smiling because she knows that her garlic breath is her ace in the hole.
re: the-crap-we-missed-1026-20 (40 comments)
If this isn’t proof that she is a muppet, I don’t know what is.
re: The Situation Sells Lollipops Now (36 comments)
Pssst, kid. You want some candy? Just come over here, I’ve got some more in my van. Hey, don’t worry, you can trust me. Just look in my eyes. Do I look like someone who could ever hurt you? Do I look like someone that could possibly be evil? Nah, of course n…hey, wait, where ya goin’? Get back here you #$%#$% piece of @#$#@$ @#$@^*%^%^!