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Posted on Apr 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.2.14 (11 comments)

Mariah Carey’s head, Rihanna’s torso, and Beyonce’s legs. She may not be a chimera in the classical sense, but odds are 10:1 that she still breathes fire.

Posted on Apr 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.2.14 (19 comments)

Arnold: But I want to ride around in the blue stroller! It’s not fair! That’s mine!

Kelsey: Now now, Arnie, you’re a big boy now. You need to start walking on your feet like one. Now let’s go get you an ice cream cone, k?

Posted on Apr 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.2.14 (18 comments)

If a person steps out onto the streets directly after taking a shower, they’re normally considered crazy. Just saying.

Posted on Nov 30th, 2012
re: Rihanna Hugging Chris Brown (10 comments)

Don’t be so quick to judge her. It looks like she’s hugging a dismembered collection of body parts there, not a whole human being.

Posted on Mar 3rd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.2.12 (21 comments)

Wait, she’s in Florida to shoot spring breakers? I mean, I dislike frat boys as much as anyone, but that seems a little harsh.

Posted on Mar 3rd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.2.12 (42 comments)

This is probably what the Virgin Mary would’ve looked like had she lived in California.

Posted on Mar 2nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.1.12 (28 comments)

Is it just me, or is this a photo of a woman who is afraid to move?

Posted on Mar 2nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.1.12 (33 comments)

Huh. I guess she really IS a leprechaun.

Posted on Feb 29th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.29.12 (29 comments)

You can always identify a Kardashian by their long, flirtatious eyelashes.

Posted on Feb 11th, 2012
re: Scarlett Johansson Bikini Photos: Hawaii (3 comments)

Leggo ob my nose! LEGGO OB MY NOSE!