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Don’t be so quick to judge her. It looks like she’s hugging a dismembered collection of body parts there, not a whole human being.

Wait, she’s in Florida to shoot spring breakers? I mean, I dislike frat boys as much as anyone, but that seems a little harsh.

This is probably what the Virgin Mary would’ve looked like had she lived in California.

Is it just me, or is this a photo of a woman who is afraid to move?

Huh. I guess she really IS a leprechaun.

You can always identify a Kardashian by their long, flirtatious eyelashes.

Leggo ob my nose! LEGGO OB MY NOSE!

She looks awfully confident for a half-clothed female facing off Dracula with a flimsy, impromptu crucifix. I suppose she’s smiling because she knows that her garlic breath is her ace in the hole.

If this isn’t proof that she is a muppet, I don’t know what is.

Pssst, kid. You want some candy? Just come over here, I’ve got some more in my van. Hey, don’t worry, you can trust me. Just look in my eyes. Do I look like someone who could ever hurt you? Do I look like someone that could possibly be evil? Nah, of course n…hey, wait, where ya goin’? Get back here you #$%#$% piece of @#$#@$ @#$@^*%^%^!