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Posted on Jan 30th
re: Selena Gomez Spilling Gas At The Pump (17 comments)

“Hey look! A fellow Oregonian!” shouted the pasty white bearded man, sporting a fanny pack, jorts, and crocks with socks.

Posted on Aug 5th, 2012
re: The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.32 (3 comments)

I plan on seeing this movie just for Mr. Renner there.

Posted on Feb 9th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.8.12 (44 comments)

Classy is so mainstream.

Posted on Nov 6th, 2011
re: the-superficial-comments-1105-04 (2 comments)

lol!

Posted on Nov 6th, 2011
re: the-superficial-comments-1105-03 (3 comments)

Fav!

Posted on Aug 29th, 2011
re: 0829-shia-labeouf-drunk-marilyn-manson-10 (12 comments)

This must be how you make Manson look normal!

Posted on Aug 29th, 2011
re: 0828-mtv-video-music-awards-32 (27 comments)

Her outfit is symbolic to the way she writes her music.

11? I’m not sure if that means she was too old or just right for her dad at that age.

Posted on Jul 20th, 2011
re: Chris Brown is Starring in Romantic Comedies Now. Of Course. (64 comments)

Those gloves just scream orgy with Thing and the gloves of Daft Punk and Michael Jackson.

Posted on Jul 14th, 2011
re: Kate Hudson Named Her Son 'Bing' (44 comments)

Did the baby come out flawed? Well, he got 4/5 stars, so lets just call him Bing instead of Bingo…close enough.