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re: Lindsay Lohan Leaving a Rave. Of Course. (25 comments)
I would do her in the butt.
re: Kelly Brook's in a Bikini Again (46 comments)
I would do her in the butt.
re: Al Gore Accused of Sexually Assaulting Masseuse (65 comments)
or
He looked at Tipper and went, I can do better than this. I’ll start by hitting on the 2 legged one’s and, if that doesn’t work out, I’ll try a few four legged ones.
re: Al Gore Accused of Sexually Assaulting Masseuse (65 comments)
Dude, she eats a bunch, not sure that is a safe idea.
re: Katy Perry 'Topless' for Esquire UK (116 comments)
I guess it’s the way the photo was taken but, she looks to be about 8 foot tall.
re: Justin Bieber's Mom Might Do Playboy (58 comments)
stick what…. Justin or the test tube?
re: Peaches Geldof in a Bikini (92 comments)
Hummm, it looks like she may have eaten Paris Hilton in these photos.
re: Adrianne Curry Naked in the Shower (65 comments)
If she added one more bottle of shampoo to the top shelf, it looks like it would break. Also, I hope that is not a toilet scrubbing brush hanging in the shower and whats up with the blue latex glooves on the top shelf?
re: Robert Pattinson Just Called Me a 'Nerd' (78 comments)
and…..everyone should have goals. It keeps them from being self-destructive.



















re: Mel Gibson's Ex Has Dental Records (46 comments)
If I ever get in a brawl I hope Mel has my back, I mean, 5’2″, 100lb girls can be a bitch to deal with.