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Posted on Jun 28th, 2010
re: Mel Gibson's Ex Has Dental Records (46 comments)

If I ever get in a brawl I hope Mel has my back, I mean, 5’2″, 100lb girls can be a bitch to deal with.

Posted on Jun 28th, 2010
re: Lindsay Lohan Leaving a Rave. Of Course. (25 comments)

I would do her in the butt.

Posted on Jun 28th, 2010
re: Kelly Brook's in a Bikini Again (46 comments)

I would do her in the butt.

Posted on Jun 25th, 2010
re: Al Gore Accused of Sexually Assaulting Masseuse (65 comments)

or

He looked at Tipper and went, I can do better than this. I’ll start by hitting on the 2 legged one’s and, if that doesn’t work out, I’ll try a few four legged ones.

Posted on Jun 25th, 2010
re: Al Gore Accused of Sexually Assaulting Masseuse (65 comments)

Dude, she eats a bunch, not sure that is a safe idea.

Posted on Jun 25th, 2010
re: Katy Perry 'Topless' for Esquire UK (116 comments)

I guess it’s the way the photo was taken but, she looks to be about 8 foot tall.

Posted on Jun 25th, 2010
re: Justin Bieber's Mom Might Do Playboy (58 comments)

stick what…. Justin or the test tube?

Posted on Jun 25th, 2010
re: Peaches Geldof in a Bikini (93 comments)

Hummm, it looks like she may have eaten Paris Hilton in these photos.

Posted on Jun 25th, 2010
re: Adrianne Curry Naked in the Shower (65 comments)

If she added one more bottle of shampoo to the top shelf, it looks like it would break. Also, I hope that is not a toilet scrubbing brush hanging in the shower and whats up with the blue latex glooves on the top shelf?

Posted on Jun 24th, 2010
re: Robert Pattinson Just Called Me a 'Nerd' (78 comments)

and…..everyone should have goals. It keeps them from being self-destructive.