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Posted on Jul 28th
re: Lindsay Lohan: Weisses Fest 2014 (6 comments)

She looks amazing. Until you realize they airbrushed the track marks out, filled in the meth pockets on her face, recolored her nose and skin from the normal jaundiced color, and then photoshopped a soul into her dead ass eyes.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (24 comments)

Out prowling for her next hit album.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (19 comments)

DAMMIT FISH. Now you’re just trolling me. Seriously. Why are you fucking with my fondest adolescent fantasies.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (4 comments)

The… I am disgustingly wealthy because random genetics made me fuckable picture.

Classic.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (22 comments)

“Is that… Tuna?”

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (28 comments)

Yeah. Another piece of my childhood that I really wish would go away….

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (11 comments)

“and lo, the eighth seal was broken. And the Gorgon was loosed upon the world, to turn unsuspecting men to stone.”
-Book of Melan-ations.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (12 comments)

“I’ve got a great idea for a show. Lets take all the great things about Gotham, yank em out, and do a show about a whole shitload of characters that nobody gives two fucks about. We can call it…. ‘Why Modern Television Fails so often.’ “

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (16 comments)

You are not fucking royalty.
Hell, you don’t even qualify as an actor.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (16 comments)

“Do you see a polyp in there?”
“No…. but I swear someone was screaming let me out.”