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Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (24 comments)

Out prowling for her next hit album.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (18 comments)

DAMMIT FISH. Now you’re just trolling me. Seriously. Why are you fucking with my fondest adolescent fantasies.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (4 comments)

The… I am disgustingly wealthy because random genetics made me fuckable picture.

Classic.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (22 comments)

“Is that… Tuna?”

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (28 comments)

Yeah. Another piece of my childhood that I really wish would go away….

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (11 comments)

“and lo, the eighth seal was broken. And the Gorgon was loosed upon the world, to turn unsuspecting men to stone.”
-Book of Melan-ations.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (12 comments)

“I’ve got a great idea for a show. Lets take all the great things about Gotham, yank em out, and do a show about a whole shitload of characters that nobody gives two fucks about. We can call it…. ‘Why Modern Television Fails so often.’ “

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (16 comments)

You are not fucking royalty.
Hell, you don’t even qualify as an actor.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (15 comments)

“Do you see a polyp in there?”
“No…. but I swear someone was screaming let me out.”

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (32 comments)

Hideous Hair- 500$
Smug-Portation- 40,000$
Looking like a rogue smurf on a killing spree- Priceless.