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re: Jennifer Lopez Still Makes Videos With Fat Joe (11 comments)

Yeah….
Absolutely not clicking on it.
Not that I don’t trust you, fish.
But… I completely don’t trust you.

(ok, this is a long way to go for this, but bear with me here…)

So, I was reading this article about the colonization of Mars.
It said, essentially, that with the current level of technology humanity posseses,
the first colonists would start dying off at about 26 years (ish) after establishing
the colony.

Now. Here’s my thought.
We all chip in a couple of bucks. If everyone in the United States chips in a buck, we should have 133 million bucks give or take.
We hire the entire Kardashian clan, while at the same time giving Kanye a new world in which he can finally no
longer be brought down by the man. We book all of them, except North (she can still be saved.) with first class tickets
to Mars, and test all the colonization gear we have.

If… in say… 30 years, they are all dead. We know not to send more people.

A win for humanity.
A win for the space program….
We show it on pay per view, use the proceeds to balance the budget, and show the world our
commitment to world peace.

With Satan’s family safely off planet Earth, there could finally be peace in the middle east….
Republican’s and Democrats working together.
A conservaliberal paradise….

oh god, Im getting a little teary eyed here.

I’m sure at some point, he will come out with a weepy nightline interview where he tells us all it was just (read with heavy sarcasm) “taken out of context”.
Which at this point, is the corner stone of every Hollywood douchebag actor/actress/director/whatthefuckever who gets busted doing something completely reprehensible and is making a fervent attempt to restart their career, because they never got to finish the gold plated shark shaped swimming pool complete with nut tickler jets, and real mermaids.

Sometimes humanity makes an amazingly solid case for its own extinction.
Just sayin…..

The really sad thing is…
She is only famous because the public makes her famous.
So who’s really to blame for the Kardashian’s?

The fame whore momager and her herd of surgical altered protohumans?
Or the vapid, depressing society that made them rich and famous in the first place?

…. and still does…. knowing full well exactly what kind of “person” she is.

Posted on Oct 9th
re: Turn Kylie Jenner Into A Mini-Kim, Why Not? (39 comments)

Pant? Over Stodden? And her cartoon breasts?
Good lord no.
That woman is the epitome of everything wrong with the idea of beauty in this country.
The Plastic Jenners are more or less the reigning champions of self indulgent, narcissistic, vapid fame whores.
One might even go so far as to say they have attempted to elevate themselves to an almost mythical status…

I often catch myself saying “Nobody could be that… nobody….” And then I read this site, and realize…. yeah, they could be.

Posted on Oct 9th
re: Amanda Bynes Caught Shoplifiting Twice In One Day (19 comments)

I worked as a medic for over a decade, Im intimately familiar with the L2k Process in my state.
There are several reasons why this process is so difficult.
1) Medicine is not altruistic. Its about money. Nobody is willing to foot the cost. Which is why most people wind up getting treated in prison. After something happens, rather than before.
2) The system was abused. Horridly. It was corrupt straight through, which was evidenced in numerous documentaries about the institutional care of those suffering from Mental Illness.

Mostly though, it boils down to money.
People would rather let them die, or run the risk of them losing it in a way that causes others to die, than to put money and effort into a system that ultimately would work for the benefit of treating, and rehabilitating people into society that suffer form mental illness.

That’s America.
Sometimes it really depresses me.

Posted on Oct 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.9.14 (13 comments)

There was a time when Madonna was amazingly hot.
And then Clinton was elected President, and that time was over.

Posted on Oct 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.9.14 (12 comments)

The woman doing the Butt’s hair, is far more attractive.

Posted on Oct 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.9.14 (21 comments)

It was a dark and stormy night, when the camel toe prowler was released from the Asylum….

Posted on Oct 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.9.14 (11 comments)

Well… at least its not paper plates and macaroni this time.