re: So Kim Kardashian's Flour Bomb Stunt Worked (88 comments)
Is it true that she walked off to get urinated on, so she could then eat the subsequent dough?
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.16.11 (46 comments)
Rose’s face is red
Her emotions are blue
Who let a plastic surgeon
Butcher the crap out of you?
re: Ali Lohan Is Dying (110 comments)
We know she’s a virgin ’cause if any guy had fucked her to this point, she’d be a paraplegic for the sake of a smashed, beyond operable pelvic bone.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.15.11 (13 comments)
The Girl With No Calves Or Ass.
re: Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan Back in Los Angeles (1 comments)
Blohan is such a caring soul. She gets her younger sibling to carry her fashion-bag-fabricated-out-of-cocaine onto the mainland, so if the ruse is found out, she avoids copping responsibility for it.
re: Derek Jeter: 'Thanks For Banging Me, There's A Gift Bag Out In The Car' (72 comments)
Is it true he signs and gives her the same baseball he shoved up her ass during their sex play? If so, that’s pretty cold.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.14.11 (31 comments)
LeAnn’s reaction the moment she learned all those who signed this guitar receive a free mini yogurt.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.14.11 (11 comments)
Indiana Jones, not long after exiting the temple of booze.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.14.11 (2 comments)
What are those cancerous growths on her back? Oh, they’re tattoos are they? Sorry, my brain has been wired by countless centuries of evolution to interpret dark horrible looking patches on otherwise healthy skin as a sign of disease. My bad (but really, your brainless choices bad).
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.14.11 (35 comments)
As a rule, I love the look of Asian women. For this one, I make an exception.