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Posted on Nov 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.10.14 (19 comments)

“Look, a poor!”

Posted on Sep 4th
re: Kim Kardashian Posed Naked For British GQ (30 comments)

A duck that moos.

Posted on Sep 1st
re: Kate Upton Has Leaked Nude Photos, Too (62 comments)

It’s a pity that she doesn’t even have one figure. AMIRITE? (I’ll be here all week).

The only way to protect yourself from a certain rapper.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: Kirk Cameron's Talking Again (63 comments)

“My wife and I are always looking for a great new movie to watch on movie night and it’s hard to find films that are fun and inspiring and that are going to build up our faith in God and our strength as a family.”

Clearly this man has never seen “Weekend at Bernie’s”…

Bullshit to this. Artisan ice adapts to your body’s temperature on impact.

Don’t try the chocolate yogurt at her yogurt shop.

I come here for the feel good stories.

Posted on Aug 19th
re: Taylor Swift Wants To 'Shake It Off,' I'm On My Way (32 comments)

Undid all of her recent good New York legwork with this debacle. I’ve never had so much of a non-boner.

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (17 comments)

This, kids, is what to do with a clitoris.