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Posted on Dec 14th
re: 'Quagmire?' (4 comments)

Giggity.

She reminds me of Spongebob Squarepants. Just a very boxy torso.

Posted on Dec 10th
re: Ariana Grande Loves 'Big Black Balls' (22 comments)

What does that have to do with anything?

SJ6: The Amazing Spider-Jobs

Posted on Dec 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.9.14 (9 comments)

Jenna Jameson 2.0

Posted on Dec 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.9.14 (9 comments)

Iggy is ugly from head to toe. Gwen is hot from head to toe. No amount of implants could morph Gwen into Iggy.

Posted on Dec 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.9.14 (36 comments)

She WAS hot back then. She was my first TV crush. She’s a few years older than me so it was ok.

Posted on Dec 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.9.14 (25 comments)

She is so hot. I would have sex with her.

Posted on Dec 9th
re: Ariana Grande Loves 'Big Black Balls' (22 comments)

She’ll do anything to make people not notice her mumbling vocals and nonsensical lyrics.

Posted on Dec 8th
re: Miley Cyrus Made Out With Paris Hilton (17 comments)

She started this whole thing way back in the day, and the beast has gotten so out of control that now she looks kind of tame and normal.