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Posted on Dec 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.16.14 (14 comments)

it was at home. And now i have herpes sores all over my face. WTFUQ??

Posted on Dec 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.16.14 (31 comments)

it actually works here

Posted on Dec 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.16.14 (14 comments)

HOLY DINGUS!!! IT REALLY DOES!!

Posted on Dec 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.16.14 (31 comments)

Looks like the guy dipping her is about to tap out

Posted on Nov 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.10.14 (27 comments)

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’m just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: “Did little demons get inside and type it?” I don’t know! My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts.

Posted on Nov 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.10.14 (16 comments)

I scored a FREE hand job today!
Granted, I did it myself. And I didn’t get to finish (damn cab driver).
But hey, Free!

Posted on Nov 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.10.14 (10 comments)

If Olivia Munn was hot….

Posted on Nov 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.10.14 (19 comments)

“Don’t worry, it’s just a lil stroke.”

Posted on Nov 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.10.14 (21 comments)

Classic club girl move. Find the ugliest thing on the horizon, pose next to it.

PS: What’s your guess? Ron Jeremy bending over?

Posted on Nov 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.10.14 (17 comments)

cuz when you braid it into your ear hair= panty dropper.