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Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (6 comments)

THANKS FOR THE WARNING. I WILL CLICK NO FURTHER.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (5 comments)

“we had to run an electric wood planer over it to remove several calcified layers of who knows what…..”

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (5 comments)

“we had to run an electric wood planer over it to remove several calcified layers of who knows what…..”

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (23 comments)

be proud of your race, shit stain! we all are!

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (18 comments)

fucking trannies

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (17 comments)

okay, this was really weird. In 1983 they played the shit out of that song in my small northern california town. “moo, moo, i’m in love with you, you’re just a cow, but anything will do, moo, moo, i’m in love with you, I just wanna make loooooooove to you”.

In years since, I’ve tried to resurrect this joke, but no one knows what the hell I’m talking about.

I assumed I imagined the whole thing.
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Until now.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (23 comments)

this is the face of the nuns I see when I touch myself. Then I stop.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (18 comments)

“and right here you can see the spot where they took out my prostate, both testicles, and the glans just to be safe. What’s that? Oh, I’ll have a Pina Colada.”

Posted on Jun 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.16.14 (9 comments)

and she aimlessly wandered aournd the city following the stranger for hours, fucking him with her eyes.

Posted on Jun 14th
re: “Dis how Katy Perry sing.” (2 comments)

I love this one.