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Posted on Nov 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.10.14 (27 comments)

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’m just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: “Did little demons get inside and type it?” I don’t know! My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts.

Posted on Nov 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.10.14 (16 comments)

I scored a FREE hand job today!
Granted, I did it myself. And I didn’t get to finish (damn cab driver).
But hey, Free!

Posted on Nov 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.10.14 (10 comments)

If Olivia Munn was hot….

Posted on Nov 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.10.14 (19 comments)

“Don’t worry, it’s just a lil stroke.”

Posted on Nov 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.10.14 (21 comments)

Classic club girl move. Find the ugliest thing on the horizon, pose next to it.

PS: What’s your guess? Ron Jeremy bending over?

Posted on Nov 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.10.14 (17 comments)

cuz when you braid it into your ear hair= panty dropper.

Posted on Nov 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.10.14 (26 comments)

Y’know, dis actually is how chicken look.

Posted on Nov 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.10.14 (20 comments)

Maleficunt.

Posted on Nov 10th
re: Bertney's Special New Berfend (12 comments)

Not a girl, not yet functionally retarded.