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Posted on Sep 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.15.14 (18 comments)

he thinks he’s reciting lines in Point Break

Posted on Sep 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.15.14 (14 comments)

seriously, just start typing who you wouldn’t do, and save a lot of effort

Posted on Sep 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.15.14 (9 comments)

I’m sure this site gets these 14th rate “celeb” photos for fucking free.

Posted on Sep 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.15.14 (19 comments)

only Warsaw’s favorite Pollock would strike a come hither pose next to a statue of an infant. That being said, c’mon, you expected a cheaper comment, which I’m happy to oblige.

Dis how chicken makes “D’ohh”.

Posted on Sep 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.10.14 (15 comments)

i got bronchitis, and even I don’t have time for that

Posted on Sep 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.10.14 (46 comments)

I surf this site on a Mac. No probs. I tried once on a PC, it sucked celebrity blog ass.

Posted on Sep 10th
re: Why Y'All Booing Justin #BBare? Dat's Racism! (39 comments)

when it doubt, whip it out.

Posted on Sep 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.10.14 (46 comments)

that dude later died.

Posted on Sep 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.10.14 (46 comments)

you know that really awkward moment in a strip joint when you have the audacity to look at the dancer’s face while she is waving her noonerhole in your face, and it throws off her whole routine as you both simultaneously realize that 1) it’s rare for her to be considered a whole individual 2)she is more comfortable showing strangers her discorporate vagina than her eyes? This picture gives me that feeling.

Posted on Sep 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.10.14 (18 comments)

you put a lot of thought into that. A lot of creepy, sinister, delicious thought.