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Posted on May 20th
re: Christina Aguilera Didn't Get Fat Again Yet (11 comments)

She’s got great…side-knee?

Posted on May 20th
re: Christina Aguilera Didn't Get Fat Again Yet (11 comments)

That ship’s a long from the dock yet.

It grew back because she’s Armenian.

Posted on Mar 28th
re: Goddammit, Gwyneth Paltrow Has An Iron Man Suit (23 comments)

You know what this means? She’s better then us; fucking Gwyneth Paltrow is really better than us.

Posted on Feb 26th
re: JWoww's Side Boob Hosting a Party At Dusk Nightclub (15 comments)

Is that a Snork in there?!

Pussy will be eaten. That’s all.

Posted on Jan 8th
re: Taylor Swift Got Dumped Again (73 comments)

Thanks Mum

Posted on Jan 8th
re: Taylor Swift Got Dumped Again (73 comments)

Her and Jennifer Love-Hewitt should decide which one will be on top and get it over with.

For a minute I thought that was Jessica Simpson.

Posted on Dec 12th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.12.12 (27 comments)

Put a hamm in that thing.