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So, Crisco is the 5th Element?

That man is one “I’m the king of the world” away from an epic six way.

Say what you want, but Mane & Tail does give hair incredible body.

Charles Francis Xavier knows how to live.

I’m glad they got a picture of her teeth, because this will be the last time we see them all in her head like that.

This would be the classiest episode of Maury ever.

That’s fantastic. That is going to pop into my head while I’m watching the movie in the theatre, I bet, and I’m going to laugh and annoy everyone around me.

Oh, it’s a smile. That’s what she’s wearing. I understand why you didn’t recognize, because it’s out of context.

Or seek medical intervention.

I bet this guy spits nails every time Johnny Depp’s name is mentioned.