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Posted on Apr 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.15.14 (11 comments)

I’ve swam with the swimming pigs in the Bahamas. Thank god I didn’t compare them to a Kardashian then, there would be nothing left of me except for some teeth.

Posted on Apr 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.15.14 (24 comments)

When horses were brought over to the Americas, I guess they didn’t come with instructions.

Posted on Apr 14th
re: Scout Willis: Coachella 2014 (12 comments)

Not only has she got Bruce’s chin, she has his moobs as well.

Posted on Apr 14th
re: Steven Tyler: Coachella 2014 (14 comments)

When aging wood sprites go hipster

Posted on Apr 14th
re: Busta Rhymes: Coachella 2014 (17 comments)

Busta chain gang

Posted on Apr 14th
re: Kendall Jenner & Kylie Jenner: Coachella 2014 (8 comments)

You know, you would think it would be damn near impossible for a Kartrashian to leave their house looking like a bigger asshole than they usually do but then manage to succeed.

Posted on Apr 14th
re: Lindsay Lohan: Coachella 2014 (11 comments)

Judging from that outfit, she is on her way to a porta-potty to meet Butler.

Posted on Apr 14th
re: Justin Bieber & Chancelor Bennett: Coachella 2014 (15 comments)

There there B-Bear, Selena really didn’t mean it when she said she threw out your favorite soother.

Posted on Apr 14th
re: Ireland Baldwin: Coachella 2014 (11 comments)

Hey Alec, you said you might get out of New York so why not come to Coachella? It’ll be perfect for you…I’m sure there will be no paps around and your daughter won’t be showing off her b-hole.

Posted on Apr 14th
re: Tallulah Willis: Coachella 2014 (17 comments)

Bruce, you really got to dilute your baby batter.