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Kris- “See hunny, show the people a little nipple and they’ll all forget how you look like a-”
Everyone- “SASQUATCH!! THE SASQUATCH HAS NIPPLES!”

Posted on Oct 1st, 2012
re: Justin Bieber Threw Up On Stage In Arizona (38 comments)

He must have seen a vagina

I heard Chad proposed 25 times… and each one sounded the same.

Posted on Aug 1st, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.1.12 (25 comments)

Will- “Kate’s ass is like this tight”
Kate- “Will’s ass is like this loose”

Posted on Jul 9th, 2012
re: Alessandra Ambrosio Playing Volleyball in a Bikini (3 comments)

take THAT, Jessica Simpson!

Posted on May 3rd, 2012
re: The Crap I Missed - Thursday 5.3.12 (35 comments)

“zoom” feature finds nip. Love the zoom!

Posted on Feb 22nd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.22.12 (25 comments)

Looks like someone used a little too much Zestra!

Posted on Jan 6th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.6.12 (30 comments)

Wow! Kirstie Alley, just HOT AS SHIT right now! Damn gurl, just at the top of your game right now.

Posted on Dec 8th, 2011
re: Justin Bieber Taking Pictures of Selena Gomez in a Bikini (2 comments)

“Hey Selena, that picture of my dick you took… why cant i see anything there??”

Posted on Dec 7th, 2011
re: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison at The Grove (5 comments)

The new ‘zoom’ feature has shown me that courtney stodden just got herself a few more white-trash points. She totally has a hillbilly tooth hanging out in that herp mouth of hers!