re: Braless Khloe Kardashian's Nipples at French Montana's 30th Birthday Party (3 comments)
Kris- “See hunny, show the people a little nipple and they’ll all forget how you look like a-”
Everyone- “SASQUATCH!! THE SASQUATCH HAS NIPPLES!”
re: Justin Bieber Threw Up On Stage In Arizona (38 comments)
He must have seen a vagina
re: Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Are Engaged. Of Course, I Totally Knew That Was Gonna Happen (41 comments)
I heard Chad proposed 25 times… and each one sounded the same.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.1.12 (25 comments)
Will- “Kate’s ass is like this tight”
Kate- “Will’s ass is like this loose”
re: Alessandra Ambrosio Playing Volleyball in a Bikini (3 comments)
take THAT, Jessica Simpson!
re: The Crap I Missed - Thursday 5.3.12 (35 comments)
“zoom” feature finds nip. Love the zoom!
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.22.12 (25 comments)
Looks like someone used a little too much Zestra!
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.6.12 (30 comments)
Wow! Kirstie Alley, just HOT AS SHIT right now! Damn gurl, just at the top of your game right now.
re: Justin Bieber Taking Pictures of Selena Gomez in a Bikini (2 comments)
“Hey Selena, that picture of my dick you took… why cant i see anything there??”
re: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison at The Grove (5 comments)
The new ‘zoom’ feature has shown me that courtney stodden just got herself a few more white-trash points. She totally has a hillbilly tooth hanging out in that herp mouth of hers!