re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.10.14 (16 comments)
I think she’s one of my all time favorites. I would tenderly defile her.
re: Janay Rice: 'You Ruined Our Life For Ratings' (121 comments)
If a woman was coming at me with a chainsaw I’d punch her. Or if she had piranha teeth and was trying to bite me. Or of she was holding her hands behind her back for ten minutes while talking to me, and then suddenly revealed that she had giant grizzly bear paws instead if human hands and tried to claw me to death while yelling “ha HA!” I think punching would be OK in those scenarios.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (16 comments)
There we go! Yowza.
re: Kesha Still Shouldn't Wear Bathing Suits (24 comments)
If I was lucky enough to have sex with her I’d feel quite happy about it. Sometime “normal” looking women are a lot sexier than these fake Barbie dolls anyway.
re: All Things Begin And End With Coco (17 comments)
Christ, I wish I was black, at least then the pain from seeing these photos would go away.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (19 comments)
I would rather rub fresh dog shit in my eyes then ever have to see this desecration of the female form again. Fuck.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (6 comments)
Shut up Meg.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.22.14 (19 comments)
Yeah but Coco is gross though. Like really gross. Like puke blood out your asshole gross. This girl might be a bit gross, but she doesn’t look like she’s stuffed with well-fed Amazon River leeches wrapped in bacon, as Coco does.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.22.14 (11 comments)
Her face is kind of weird actually. Eh, she doesn’t do it for me. I’ll stick with Emmy Rossum.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.22.14 (17 comments)
Wait, that was a movie. “When Worlds Collide” I think it was.