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Or one of the adults from Honey Boo Boo.

Gotta agree with you. At least Adele has talent.

Posted on Mar 25th
re: Those Are Udders. Kim Kardashian Has Udders Now (73 comments)

Holly Madison popped a week or so ago. She named the poor kid Rainbow.

Posted on Mar 21st
re: How Lindsay Lohan Ended Up With Her Shitty Lawyer (31 comments)

She might NEED it, it doesn’t mean she WANTS it. They have to admit there’s a problem for this shit to work. She doesn’t think she has a problem.

Or, maybe not. At least that’s how I took it.

Digital = fingers.

They got a slap on the wrist: Juvenile Detention is much easier than prison. One will be incarcerated until he’s 24, the other until he’s 21. They were tried as juveniles. The only good thing about this is that they will have to forever register as sex offenders.

Posted on Mar 13th
re: Elin Nordegren's Dating Her Billionaire Neighbor Now (36 comments)

After the very, very, VERY public humiliation Tiger put her through, which their children will eventually hear about from the other kids (who heard it from their own mommies and daddies) if they haven’t already,) I’d be voiding prenups and demanding half of everything he owned, too.

While I think she’s an idiot, I think all of this attention might actually make her less likely to dump his ass if he does do something again, because she’ll be under too much pressure to prove this wasn’t a mistake.

And you’d probably be separating her from Chilli’s. It’s best not to get in her way.