re: Kristen Stewart Wrote A Poem (78 comments)
Her poetry reminds me of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’s Vogon poetry…
re: Dylan Farrow Just Detailed Her Sexual Abuse Claims Against Woody Allen In The New York Times (118 comments)
The police were told when she was a child, when it happened, but it was closed even though the police said there was probably evidence, but didn’t continue due to “victim fragility.”
She was seven with this occurred. She’s 28 years old now. In most states, there’s a statute of limitations, depending on the crime and age. She’s well past it.
re: Jon Gosselin Will (Justifiably) Revel In Kate's Today Show Disaster Now (18 comments)
You’d be fat too from all the emotional eating if Kate Gosselin was your mother.
re: Ke$ha Has An Eating Disorder Because Her Producer Called Her A Refrigerator (22 comments)
My friend does stage set-up (not road crew, he helps design the shows.) He said she was nasty, that she pissed in a garbage can, and other assorted icky things.
re: Lea Michele & Ryan Murphy Banned Dianna Agron From 'Glee' Cory Monteith Tribute Episode (33 comments)
Since I don’t really give a fuck about Lea Michelle or Diana Agron I’m going to remind everyone that while Monteith might’ve OD’d to get away from Lea Michelle, Diana Agron was such an insecure bitch that she had to dump her boyfriend, Alex Pettyfer, for doing a racy modeling shoot with Tyler Shields before they even got together.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.12.13 (20 comments)
That isn’t a good picture of her…
re: Sydney Leathers Chased Anthony Weiner Through McDonald's Last Night (30 comments)
Did she get that HIV test since her coworker worked with someone that popped positive?
re: Vince Gill Calls Westboro Baptist Protestors Dipshits To Their Faces (70 comments)
One of these days, one of their picketing groups will either turn up dead or go missing. I can’t think of a single person that will be sorry that it happened, either.
re: Here's Your Live-Action Christian Grey, Ladies (24 comments)
This movie is going to be a joke. There’s no way a studio will go out on a limb for an NC-17 movie to be released in theaters, it won’t do well. But, if this movie is rated R, there won’t be anything left of it that the Mommy Porn crowd loved… they didn’t read it for the plot. That’s like saying you read Playboy for the articles. So, either way, this movie is going to bomb.
I’d rather punch myself in the face, repeatedly, than watch/read 50 Shades of Grey.
re: Marky Mark Called Justin Bieber 'A Little Bastard' (20 comments)
That was 20 years ago at this point. Literally. Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch stopped in 1993.