re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.13.14 (9 comments)
Suck as much as sitting on your widening ass drinking wine and living comfortably off the millions of dollars you made in your youth can suck.
re: Lourdes Leon Bikini Photos: Cannes (1 comments)
Remember in “Truth or Dare”, when Kevin Costner came backstage and called Madonna’s show “neat,” then she made that “gag me” motion after he left?
‘Cause that guy kinda looks like Costner, is all. This isn’t really interesting. Forget I said anything.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.7.14 (17 comments)
Not one of your fancier-dress-type Balls, then.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.7.14 (11 comments)
Also might want to rethink the above-the-knee skirts.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.7.14 (25 comments)
“Okay, sure. Cheese! Now, can someone raft me to one of those yachts out there?”
re: Who Ordered The Flapjacks? (40 comments)
So what you’re saying is, vodka doesn’t cause cellulite. Awesome!
They all look so, so tired of her.
The giant orange life preserver is saving us all from the giant orange life squanderer.
Learn from the guy in the hat. When you look directly at her ass, your eyes explode all over the inside of your sunglasses.
re: Lindsay Lohan's Saggy Cleavage in a Knit Romper (1 comments)
Oh! She just infuses her vodka through her brain stem Matrix-style now.