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Posted on Sep 18th
re: Mexico Wants To Kill Miley Cyrus Now (17 comments)

I think they’re referring to Miley wearing Strawberry Shortcake tea-set doilies as a top, Joe. Good energy, though.

Posted on Sep 11th
re: Ariana Grande Performing on 'Today' (4 comments)

Ya think?!

Way to take action the minute everyone else finds out what you already knew, Ravens.

Posted on Sep 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.5.14 (22 comments)

“Thumbshdown … thumbshdown … thumbshdown …”

Posted on Aug 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.13.14 (9 comments)

Suck as much as sitting on your widening ass drinking wine and living comfortably off the millions of dollars you made in your youth can suck.

Posted on Aug 7th
re: Lourdes Leon Bikini Photos: Cannes (1 comments)

Remember in “Truth or Dare”, when Kevin Costner came backstage and called Madonna’s show “neat,” then she made that “gag me” motion after he left?

‘Cause that guy kinda looks like Costner, is all. This isn’t really interesting. Forget I said anything.

Posted on Aug 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.7.14 (17 comments)

Not one of your fancier-dress-type Balls, then.

Posted on Aug 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.7.14 (11 comments)

Also might want to rethink the above-the-knee skirts.

Posted on Aug 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.7.14 (25 comments)

“Okay, sure. Cheese! Now, can someone raft me to one of those yachts out there?”

Posted on Aug 1st
re: Who Ordered The Flapjacks? (40 comments)

So what you’re saying is, vodka doesn’t cause cellulite. Awesome!