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Posted at 2:25am
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.21.14 (11 comments)

This is just a contestant. Who was the winner?, I am now ashamed of myself for wondering.

Posted at 2:23am
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.21.14 (4 comments)

Two pictures ago, the guy in blue was taking a picture of the nekkid goings-on, too.

Posted at 2:18am
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.21.14 (11 comments)

Torgo, you have stolen my heart.

Posted at 2:03am
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.21.14 (5 comments)

I feel you, LifeSerial. I’ve been trying for two years to convince stylists to give me the shag that Taylor Swift has now — and now I’ll be damned if I’ll ask for it because Taylor Swift has it.

Posted at 1:59am
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.21.14 (2 comments)

I think I see the face of Maya Angelou in her knee.

Posted at 1:43am
re: I'm Told This Is Renee Zellweger (36 comments)

I read somewhere that it’s possible that she might have had to have it done — that, after A Certain Age, the droopy eyelids that gave you a smoldery squint in your youth interfere with your vision as you age.

It doesn’t explain her lineless forehead or the fact that she neglected to fill in her brows when she did her makeup (which I think is the main problem, ultimately — she looks almost browless) — but I’m willing to believe she might have *needed* an eye lift. I’m surprised she could see through the squint she had when she was in her 20s.

Posted at 1:36am
re: I'm Told This Is Renee Zellweger (36 comments)

I love new people.

Posted on Oct 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.17.14 (7 comments)

She’s the Old Guy in the Club. Sad.

But at least she’s still attractive… and working. Just think how Lindsay’s going to look in 15 years being hauled from Chiltern Firehouse by the wrist. Or the Golden Nugget in Laughlin, more like.

Posted on Oct 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.17.14 (14 comments)

The gloves make it classy.

Posted on Oct 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.17.14 (11 comments)

(To be fair, I think she looks better than I’ve seen her in years in this picture. Especially her hair. I wish mine were so shiny. Makes me sad to think how nice she’d look if she hadn’t done all that shit to her face.)