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Posted on Aug 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.13.14 (9 comments)

Suck as much as sitting on your widening ass drinking wine and living comfortably off the millions of dollars you made in your youth can suck.

Posted on Aug 7th
re: Lourdes Leon Bikini Photos: Cannes (1 comments)

Remember in “Truth or Dare”, when Kevin Costner came backstage and called Madonna’s show “neat,” then she made that “gag me” motion after he left?

‘Cause that guy kinda looks like Costner, is all. This isn’t really interesting. Forget I said anything.

Posted on Aug 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.7.14 (17 comments)

Not one of your fancier-dress-type Balls, then.

Posted on Aug 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.7.14 (11 comments)

Also might want to rethink the above-the-knee skirts.

Posted on Aug 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.7.14 (25 comments)

“Okay, sure. Cheese! Now, can someone raft me to one of those yachts out there?”

Posted on Aug 1st
re: Who Ordered The Flapjacks? (40 comments)

So what you’re saying is, vodka doesn’t cause cellulite. Awesome!

Posted on Aug 1st
re: Lindsay Lohan's Saggy Side Boob on a Jetski (2 comments)

They all look so, so tired of her.

Posted on Aug 1st
re: Lindsay Lohan's Saggy Side Boob on a Jetski (2 comments)

The giant orange life preserver is saving us all from the giant orange life squanderer.

Posted on Aug 1st
re: Lindsay Lohan's Saggy Side Boob on a Jetski (2 comments)

Learn from the guy in the hat. When you look directly at her ass, your eyes explode all over the inside of your sunglasses.

Posted on Jul 31st
re: Lindsay Lohan's Saggy Cleavage in a Knit Romper (1 comments)

Oh! She just infuses her vodka through her brain stem Matrix-style now.