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James Franco, Shia Lebouf, Kanye West and Chris Brown should be put in a room and told to fight to the death, the last one who survives gets to take on the mantle of Douche of the Century. (Of course, what the 4 wouldn’t know was as the doors closed in the room, they’d be poisoned through the air ducts and exterminated thus freeing ourselves from their douchedness). Either that, or someone … SOMEONE has to have pictures of Franco and Lebouf getting blowies from Pattinson. That’d shut em up…

Sparkly Vampire Porn … gee that’s all we need … Add in Vince from the Slap Chop/Shticky commercials and you have a veritable smorgasorg of annoying fuck scenes…

Church? Yeeea, that’s one of the places she goes to regularly. The Church of Holy Blowies.

To STILL get work in Hollywood? Hollywood is full of retards, she fits right in!!!

If Vanilla Ice was Making a comeback maybe.

Orrrrrrr even if her career is dead, she will sit ontop of the piles and piles of money they raked in and never have to do another thing in their life … maybe … I’d like that big break with a major franchise and live off the earnings of just one of those films please!!!

Did she get punched in the mouth hard enough to knock those buck teeth back a bit into her head??? Please???

L O S E … LOSE … not LOOSE … Loose is what your ass is after you invite C Brown over to your house for some apple schnapps and a game of full contact Sandusky Tag. LOSE is what you do everytime you try to spell LOSE wrong in an attempt to call out someone else for being a LOSER … Not Losser, not Looser, and for god sakes not Loosser ….

Money does not equal intelligence or good taste. You can take the man out of the ghetto, but can’t take the ghetto out of the man, or something like that….