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Wish I saw this picture earlier. I would have gone with, “Say, aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?”

Well hey, look at that! She finally found her good angle.

Yeah, it’s annoying that i keeps moving your blocks around but if you look directly at it, it will teleport to you and start attacking.

What? Hilary Swank is on Baywatch now?

Was this photoshoot directed by Rob Zombie?

She has a freakish ability to make hot boring.

It’s good to see Jessica Simpson finally found some work. I’m sure Amy gets quite thirsty being on stage.

Does this make anyone else nostalgic for the days days when DWTS carried big name, relevent stars? Wait. Strike that. Does anyone remember when DWTS had people with names that sound vaguely familiar for some reason? Yeah, me neither. Oh well.

I want to eat that ass. And I don’t mean that in any sexually perverse way. Her bedonka donk totally looks like food.

HEEEEEEEEEEERREE’S JESSIE!