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Posted on Jun 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.13.13 (31 comments)

Must…eat…more…

Posted on May 20th
re: Ke$ha: Billboard Music Awards (5 comments)

its a gold tooth, so she just looks ghetto. More ghetto, as the case may be.

You didn’t think it was gonna slide in there without some wincing did you, Hayden???

Posted on May 6th
re: Myla Sinanaj Bikini Photos: Jersey Shore (35 comments)

Zaloog just won the internet.

Posted on May 3rd
re: Myla Sinanaj Bikini Photos: Jersey Shore (35 comments)

Reubenesque…

The flooding of the island of Mykonos was unprecedented. At press time, 95% of the island remains under water, with a death toll estimated at nearly 100% of the islands population. Currently, the only known survivors appear to be some shaved female gorillas and their breast implants. More at 11…

Apple sucking her thumb at what age? Nice job parenting you douchebags. God I hate them.

He perpetually looks like he just swallowed a turd. Turns out he just impregnated one…

Posted on Apr 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.3.13 (22 comments)

New species- Duck Billed Bovine

Posted on Apr 3rd
re: Amy Markham Bikini Photos: Laguna Beach (16 comments)

Who cares? BOOBIES!