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boredom, even

Clearly the concept of MENSTRUATION is alien to most people here. Unless of course Ms Cyrus is on the contraceptive pill and therefore doesn’t menstruate, then she’s probably just pulled some teeth or something (what, I’m the only one who pulls teeth out of boredeom??!?)

Posted on Feb 17th, 2011
re: Karissa Shannon Looks Entirely Candid (41 comments)

the lady is a tramp

Posted on Feb 10th, 2011
re: Lindsay Lohan Will Beat Theft Charges (65 comments)

make that “FRECKLED asshole”

Posted on Feb 10th, 2011
re: Sofia Vergara Brings Mucho Sadness To Los Pantalones (104 comments)

I’m just relieved to see she’s human. With those breasticles I thought she was a fembot.

Posted on Feb 10th, 2011
re: And We're Back. (44 comments)

Fish is a pimp ya’ll. A pimp who goes by the guise of ‘gossip blogger’.

Posted on Feb 10th, 2011
re: Jennifer Aniston Banned Heidi Montag From Movie Premiere (64 comments)

This is true. In fact, it’s one of the Laws of the Universe.

Posted on Feb 10th, 2011
re: Ashlee Simpson Divorced Pete Wentz To Stop Him From Touring (47 comments)

BEKERK.

Posted on Feb 10th, 2011
re: Khloe & Lamar Make a Fragrance (141 comments)

What has been seen…cannot be unseen.
What has been smelt…cannot be un-smelt.

Posted on Feb 9th, 2011
re: Brooklyn Decker and Some Other Chick. It's Not Important. (38 comments)

Animal print, but not a Jersey Shore cast member in sight. What’s going on?!