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WOOHOO! I was as funny (once) as Mcfeeley Smackup (four or five times, I lost count laughing at the 90-year-old junk gag)!”

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WOOHOO! I was as funny (once) as Mcfeeley Smackup (four or five times, I lost count laughing at the 90-year-old junk gag)!”

Posted on Aug 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.30.13 (16 comments)

She’s sizing up the last virgin she needs to fill her bathtub.

Posted on Aug 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.30.13 (19 comments)

Oh shit, she spotted the Twinkies!

Posted on Aug 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.30.13 (11 comments)

Is that a Kardashian lure she’s holding?

Posted on Aug 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.30.13 (17 comments)

In the foreground of every picture of Bill Clinton, there is a black women who’s eyes say “Of all the days to wear blue…”

Posted on Aug 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.30.13 (18 comments)

“Julia Roberts didn’t kiss her client!”
“Richard Gere didn’t pay 63 million.”

Posted on Aug 29th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.29.13 (9 comments)

“That’s the second-largest object I’ve had up my ass today!”

Posted on Jan 3rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.3.13 (26 comments)

In the unlikely event of a water landing…

Posted on Dec 8th, 2011
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.8.11 (37 comments)

Time to make some glue.