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Confused as to why she would spend $$ hiding the silicone implants with more silicone, via nipple covers.

Posted on Mar 11th
re: Good Morning, Natasha Oakley, And Other News (4 comments)

Bikini everyday chick. Butterface.

Posted on Feb 18th
re: Charlie Sheen Is Engaged To This (32 comments)

“Candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she’s registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern.” from Bull Durham.

Posted on Aug 26th, 2011
re: Ashlee Simpson is Drunk Dialing Pete Wentz Now (32 comments)

Fish got it wrong. She was pining for Daddy Joe to give her a good spanking like the old days.

Posted on Aug 26th, 2011
re: Laura Prepon, What The Hell Did You Do To Donna? And Other News (27 comments)

Could be worse. She could have fell for that Ashley Kutchinson dooche.

Posted on Aug 26th, 2011
re: Minka Kelly is Single (56 comments)

Yeah but “now” so does she.
To paraphrase a George Carlin line, “You know they say blondes have more fun. Unfortunately, they also have more VD” or in this case, brunette and Herpes.

Posted on Aug 26th, 2011
re: Minka Kelly is Single (56 comments)

DJ’s a Hall of Fame’r pussy hound – nothing gay about him.

Posted on Aug 26th, 2011
re: Britney Spears Wanted To Be a Teacher (59 comments)

Wow. First? Wish I had said something more sinister.

Posted on Aug 26th, 2011
re: Britney Spears Wanted To Be a Teacher (59 comments)

She looks fabulous for 45yrs old.

Posted on Aug 26th, 2011
re: Minka Kelly is Single (56 comments)

Minka got a lot out from dating a high profiler like Jeter
A “Sexiest Woman Alive” award and herpes.
Her stock is going down. 2 to 1 she joins the John Mayer rebound train.