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Posted on Jan 24th, 2011
re: Gwyneth Paltrow Does Something That's Not Perfect (47 comments)

If that’s the case, that person gets a “raise” from me. Get it? I got a boner.

Posted on Jan 24th, 2011
re: There is.. Another.. Olsen Twin.. (49 comments)

Then she’s only an 83% improvement to replace Maggie in the next Batman.

Posted on Jan 24th, 2011
re: 0124-gwyneth-paltrow-panty-flash-01 (30 comments)

Madame, while you’re exiting the car, may I introduce you to my version of Goop?