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Jesse James Crawled Out Of Obscurity. It Didn’t Go Well.

Jesse James is back after a long media hiatus, and he’s totally chang- BAHAHA! Nope. No he hasn’t. He’s still terrible. More »

Beyonce Wore Earrings She Wore In Another Thing, EVERYBODY FREAK OUT!

Did Beyonce just hint at the gender of her twins? If I died in my sleep tonight, would I even notice a change? More »

‘The Matrix’ Is Getting A Reboot, It’s Come To This

We’re finally getting a reboot of The Matrix that cocaine told Hollywood we all wanted. More »

Sara Jean Underwood In A Bikini Is The Crap We Missed

Sara Jean Underwood in a bikini, Trump’s “listening to a broad” face, and an extra helping of Instagram boobs. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »

Blac Chyna’s Weird As Shit Comic Book Movie Trailer, Anyone?

Blac Chyna made this video that I’m making you watch because I’m not a good person. This is my confessional. More »

Gavin Rossdale Is Still Trying To Bang Elin Nordegren

Elin Nordegren won’t be banging slimebag cheater Gavin Rossdale anytime soon, but it’s fun to pretend, right? More »

Brangelina Got ‘Commitment Tattoos’ Before The Divorce, Whoops

If Brad Pitt’s doesn’t say “Fuel Truck 4 Eva,” burn everything. More »

Nicki Minaj In Latex Is The Crap We Missed

A double dose of Nicki Minaj, John Goodman humping his Hollywood Walk of Fame Star, and Trump sharting in The White House. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »

So Who Wants To Watch Thor Get Jacked AF?

Thor working out shirtless has some sploosh he’d like to show you. More »

The LAPD Is Tired Of Chris Brown’s Bullshit

The LAPD thinks they can talk Chris Brown out of being the worst asshole on Earth. Sounds legit. More »

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