Profile

Latest Comments

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Posted on Aug 6th
re: Michael Jackson Used To Call Jizz 'Duck Butter' (44 comments)

Fish oil, duh. Adding, HA! You think I get paid?!

Posted on Aug 4th
re: That's Gwen Stefani's Nipple (30 comments)

*pokes head in* I’d like to know if it was a logical response for me to literally laugh out loud at you referencing yourself as a “bfing Mom.” *backs out slowly*

Posted on Apr 30th
re: Bob Hoskins Died (1942 - 2014) (51 comments)

After that insanely imaginative way to call me an
incestuous bastard child (Which, by the way, just spot the fuck on, sir and bravo to you!), you’re really going to pull the grammatical error? For shame.

Posted on Apr 30th
re: Bob Hoskins Died (1942 - 2014) (51 comments)

Ok, so shitting on ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit’ is my ‘advocating gun control’ and/or ‘denouncing religion’? Got it.

Posted on Apr 28th
re: Donald Sterling Is The Racist D*ckbag We Deserve (115 comments)

^ And this.

Posted on Apr 28th
re: Donald Sterling Is The Racist D*ckbag We Deserve (115 comments)

This is probably just the crazy liberal in me, but it seems his right to freedom of speech ends right around the time he starts using it to try and dictate who can go where based on the color of their skin.

I have sensitive skin. Make it cocoa butter and I’m your huckleberry.

If that’s not a french press, forget it. What am I, an animal?

If my butt isn’t full of pee when it’s over, it never happened.