Lindsay Lohan is the exception that proves The 27 Club is real, so that makes her a life coach now or some shit.
Two more women accuse Chris Brown of aggressively lashing out at them, but seriously, why can’t we just leave this poor guy alone?
Tom DeLonge thinks he’s the Ambassador of Space now or some shit.
In which I rant about the meaninglessness of internet speculation on a meaningless celebrity tit blog. Self-delusion, ain’t it grand?
Anthony Kiedis saved a baby during The Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Carpool Karaoke segment, a genuinely positive moment I’m sure the internet will somehow ruin.