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The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.30.15

It's Abigail Ratchford's huge boobs followed by other stuff that's not Abigail Ratchford's huge boobs. I'm not kidding, it's all downhill from here.
By: Photo Boy / January 30, 2015

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.29.15

Joanna Krupa's smelly vag leads off The Crap We Missed today and admit it, I just made you smell your screen didn't I? …
By: Photo Boy / January 29, 2015

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.28.15

Nicki Minaj's giant clown ass with a huge gun may not be the perfect antidote for the Bible Belt, but I still agree with shoving her out of a plane over Arkansas.
By: Photo Boy / January 28, 2015

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.27.15

We're back in full swing and by that I mean it only took one day for me to have to jam a Final Five in here to round this thing out.
By: Photo Boy / January 27, 2015

The Return of The Crap We Missed

You don't give a shit what our dumb names are, and you want your silly faces and butts back. Message received. Have at it.
By: Photo Boy / January 26, 2015

Jon Gosselin’s A DJ Now

Jon Gosselin just made the thought "Maybe Kate Gosselin isn't a terrible cunt" flicker across my consciousness. He is now my sworn enemy.
By: Photo Boy / January 23, 2015

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Virus’ Is Excuse To Get Out Of Jail, And There It Is

In a shocking turn of events, Lindsay Lohan's mosquito virus bullshit turned out to be a lie to get out of completing her court-ordered community service. Will the judge give her an extension? Will she land back in jail? Will she blow someone, anyone to make this all go away or for cash or drugs? …
By: Photo Boy / January 23, 2015

FIRE IN THE HOLE! This Post Is About ‘American Sniper’

Dean Cain is leading the charge against anyone speaking unfavorably about Chris Kyle, 'American Sniper,' the troops, and Ronald Reagan's farts. "THEY SMELLED LIKE JELLYBEANS, YOU PINKO COMMIES!!" …
By: Photo Boy / January 22, 2015

Charlotte McKinney’s Naked In The New Carl’s Jr. Ad

You know how hot chicks are always fucking guys who eat a lot of Carl's Jr. burgers? Naked Charlotte McKinney is no exception.
By: Photo Boy / January 22, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side Boob Won The ‘Mortdecai’ Premiere

Gwyneth Paltrow knows a big opening weekend banks on partially exposed lady parts on the red carpet, or whatever distracts from Johnny Depp's 48 scarves, turquoise jewelry, and general odor.
By: Photo Boy / January 22, 2015

Demi Lovato Flashed Her Panties To Wilmer Valderrama

Demi Lovato flashed her panties in Wilmer Valderrama's car as they left Nick Jonas' CD release party, so imagine the worst night of your life, then multiply it by dick cancer.
By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015

Justin Bieber Asked For His Comedy Central Roast

Justin Bieber wants a Comedy Central Roast as atonement for his boyish bad behavior, which he's putting behind him to become the asshole adult of his destiny.
By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015

Stop Shoving Your Gay Stuff Down Billy Crystal’s Throat

Billy Crystal's views on the representation of homosexuality in film and television are almost as sophisticated as his blackface Sammy Davis Jr. impression. He's basically your shit-faced uncle at Thanksgiving that everyone's too polite to ask to shut the hell up.
By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015

Ian Somerhalder’s Engaged To Not Nina Dobrev

Posted by Photo Boy Despite what my body and athletic prowess would suggest, I am not a 13 year-old girl, so the only thing I know about Ian Somerhalder is that he's the guy who tried to bang Dawson in The Rules of Attraction and I used to put pics of …
By: Photo Boy / January 16, 2015

Everybody Cross Your Fingers, Chris Brown Might Go Back To Jail

Posted by Photo Boy Just two Chris Brown posts ago, I suggested he violated his probation by being present at not one, but two incidents where people got shot. Turns out I'm a legal genius, because at a progress hearing yesterday his probation officer recommended that Chris go back to jail …
By: Photo Boy / January 16, 2015

Mariah Carey Is Doing A Vegas Residency

Posted by Photo Boy Mariah Carey announced her Vegas residency with an Oprahesque "You get tickets! You get tickets!" give away on Ellen. A gift that probably would have been better with, I dunno, plane tickets and a hotel room? Via Time (Wait, hold up. We're quoting Time? Legitimate news source, …
By: Photo Boy / January 15, 2015

Justin Bieber’s D*ck Is Totes Real, You Guys

Posted by Photo Boy Confidence is a tricky game. As a man, when you get called out, sometimes it's best to take the high road and not dignify with a response. Or you could pay a top tier legal team to threaten lawsuits against a tiny blog whose bullshit story wouldn't even make a dent …
By: Photo Boy / January 15, 2015

Liam Neeson: ‘There Are Too Many F*cking Guns In America’

"But how will I protect my compound when the gub'mint comes for me?!" Posted by Photo Boy Liam Neeson doesn't have money, but what he does have is a very specia- *gets Batman doll shoved in temple by Fish* - It's cool, man, it's cool. I forgot we weren't doing that anymore... I'll …
By: Photo Boy / January 15, 2015

Miley Cyrus’ Brother Is Dating A Schwarzenegger, Too, Now

"And now yer sissy can stay over Christmas night'n have squirrel cakes with us in the mornin'!" "Could have just shared whores with dad, but nooo! I'll be different, I thought, but he was right, he was right." Posted by Photo Boy In what has to be scientific evidence that insatiable horniness is a genetic …
By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015

Justin Bieber Crashed A Log Cabin Republicans Meeting

Posted by Photo Boy Before a story involving Justin Bieber mentioned them by name, I had no idea what the hell a Log Cabin Republican was, which yes, is the most depressing thing I've ever admitted about myself. I'm willing to bet, however, that a few of you out there are …
By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015

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