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I think she reacted as anybody else would. Cops are stupid and have too much power.

He is the world’s biggest douche. It’s about time!

I hate Matsuhisa. They have the rudest general manager – NO SOCIAL GRACES! After dining at Nobu restaurants all over the world, they’ve lost our family’s business forever. Their loss.

If she’s pregnant that baby was more than likely created from somebody else’s eggs. Her “eggs” have to be dust at this age.

Her knees are too strange looking to be Clooney’s next beard.

I know I left my refrigerator box in front of this store, who took it?

Oh dear God, did I just drop my dentures in my beer again?

“Bill is up the stairs and waiting for you, Honey.”

Good Lord, she farted.

“Mmm…mmm….I got to put some moh pubic hairs of mine on a Coke and serve it up to this one.”