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Posted on Apr 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.16.14 (16 comments)

She’d better give back the chip.

Mmmmm Haagen-Daaaaz.

Posted on Apr 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (14 comments)

haaahahaha

Posted on Apr 16th
re: Scout Willis: Coachella 2014 (12 comments)

*Vomiting*

Posted on Apr 15th
re: Beyonce: Coachella 2014 (4 comments)

Flipper Baby, Basement Baby’s asshole sister.

Posted on Apr 15th
re: The 2013 MTV Movie Awards (4 comments)

There’s oil oozing out of my monitor.

Posted on Apr 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (11 comments)

She really shouldn’t do the high kicks when her jeans are just painted-on. That does somewhat explain the nausea on the other girls’ faces.

Posted on Apr 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (19 comments)

Is that where the stretchy remnant skin all eventually gathers? Unexpected.

Posted on Apr 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (19 comments)

Ah, that’s how Nanny Fine keeps her girlish figure. Sudden terror during meals.

Posted on Apr 14th
re: Ireland Baldwin: Coachella 2014 (8 comments)

Seriously. Can you imagine the sheer bummerage of having Kim Bassinger for your mother, but getting all your looks from Alec Baldwin? It’s kind of tragic.