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Sarah Palin = Joe Biden: A dumb fuck is a dumb fuck, Fish. So how about you drop the DNC mind control drivel and show me tits. “Give me Tits or give me death” – what Patrick Henry MEANT to say.

Miss Mirren’s greatest performance ever: pretending to give a crap while listening to The Grand Poohbah of AssHats

My 11 year old daughter could kick this nozzle’s ass.

John Hamm – AKA, “The Human Tripod”. Yes ladies, he leaves 3 tracks in the sand when he walks on the beach.

Maybe, in Season 6 of “Mad Men”, Don will finally get involved with Joan after showing her his “Opie the one-eared elephant” routine as a counter to her “Dueling Hindenburgs” demonstration. Ah, high art!

She really needs to do a better job of trying to draw attention to herself. Such a wallflower.

Oddly, it has 50% more personality than the “real” version.

You know what’d make this “art”? If they turned off the air and she suffocated. Now THAT is “art”: “Suffocating, pretentious asshat in a box”. They could run a series, Yoko Ono, Gwyneth Paltrow, John Mayer, Bieber, there’s an almost endless list out there.

As in “He DIRECTED” one? Or, “He SAW one”? I’m so confused Fish, I can’t think of any other meaning to that headline.

“The View” – a daily televised enema.

Run that one of her in the “peek-a-boo” dress again to make up for this shit, okay?