re: WEEKEND NERDIOR: Wait, This Wonder Woman Costume Is For Porn? Edition (23 comments)
Sarah Palin = Joe Biden: A dumb fuck is a dumb fuck, Fish. So how about you drop the DNC mind control drivel and show me tits. “Give me Tits or give me death” – what Patrick Henry MEANT to say.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.27.13 (13 comments)
Miss Mirren’s greatest performance ever: pretending to give a crap while listening to The Grand Poohbah of AssHats
re: Justin Bieber's Crackin' Skulls, Son, Check Yo'self (50 comments)
My 11 year old daughter could kick this nozzle’s ass.
re: Jon Hamm Knows We're Looking At His Penis (33 comments)
John Hamm – AKA, “The Human Tripod”. Yes ladies, he leaves 3 tracks in the sand when he walks on the beach.
Maybe, in Season 6 of “Mad Men”, Don will finally get involved with Joan after showing her his “Opie the one-eared elephant” routine as a counter to her “Dueling Hindenburgs” demonstration. Ah, high art!
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.26.13 (14 comments)
She really needs to do a better job of trying to draw attention to herself. Such a wallflower.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.26.13 (19 comments)
Oddly, it has 50% more personality than the “real” version.
re: Tilda Swinton's Sleeping In A Box In The MOMA (40 comments)
You know what’d make this “art”? If they turned off the air and she suffocated. Now THAT is “art”: “Suffocating, pretentious asshat in a box”. They could run a series, Yoko Ono, Gwyneth Paltrow, John Mayer, Bieber, there’s an almost endless list out there.
re: Joe Jonas Made A Sex Tape? With A Girl? Bahaha! Good One, Internet. (16 comments)
As in “He DIRECTED” one? Or, “He SAW one”? I’m so confused Fish, I can’t think of any other meaning to that headline.
re: Jenny McCarthy's Filling In For Joy Behar On 'The View,' Oh, Good (7 comments)
“The View” – a daily televised enema.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.21.13 (11 comments)
Run that one of her in the “peek-a-boo” dress again to make up for this shit, okay?