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Posted on Sep 6th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.6.12 (27 comments)

Good thing she remembered her umbrella! Wouldn’t want to wreck her flawless hair or makeup.

Posted on Sep 6th, 2012
re: Scarlett Johansson Will Speak At DNC. Just Goddamnit. (76 comments)

This should be almost as enlightening and relevant as Jenna Jameson endorsing Romney.

Posted on Aug 30th, 2012
re: Patricia Krentcil at 'Hot Mess' at XL Lounge (5 comments)

I have never been so thankful for nude panties.

Posted on Aug 30th, 2012
re: Patricia Krentcil at 'Hot Mess' at XL Lounge (1 comments)

When a drag queen is disgusted at your behavior, it’s time to go home, and by home I mean to Jeee-sus.

Posted on Aug 30th, 2012
re: Patricia Krentcil at 'Hot Mess' at XL Lounge (2 comments)

Stay Classy, New Jersey!

Posted on Aug 23rd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.23.12 (22 comments)

Something’s fruity about this picture. And I’m not talking about the banana.

Posted on Aug 15th, 2012
re: Miley Cyrus Shows Off New Haircut On Twitter (15 comments)

This is worse than when chicks take selfies in the bathroom mirror with tp and tampon wrappers all over the place. We get it Miley. You are an effin slob.

Posted on Aug 15th, 2012
re: Miley Cyrus Shows Off New Haircut On Twitter (12 comments)

Wow Miley. You’re so hard core. Show us your scars from cutting. On Instagram.

Posted on Aug 15th, 2012
re: Miley Cyrus Shows Off New Haircut On Twitter (10 comments)

Nice nose ring, crayola lips, and butch haircut…says no straight man EVER.

Posted on Aug 9th, 2012
re: Fawaz Gruosi's 60th Birthday Party (28 comments)

Is that an earring hanging off his beard?