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re: Jennifer Aniston's Getting Married Now. Of Course. (41 comments)
I call BS. I haven’t heard of a single man that had anything good to say about JA in the rack. What I have heard is the male writers on Friends used to brag about how Aniston would let them bang her if they’d give her a few extra lines per show or the best jokes. Go over to the Smoking Gun and check it out. It’s all in a lawsuit filed by a former female writer. No guy wants to marry the high school “bad girl”.
re: Jennifer Love Hewitt's Imagination Already Skipped To The Part Where Adam Levine Rejects Her (36 comments)
OK, I’ll take one for the team. I volunteer to date JLH and evaluate her marriage potential. I think the major reason to get married is to provide a stable home life for children. So I promise to pay special attention to make sure her equipment is excellent working order.
re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Works For eHarmony Now (53 comments)
I rate JLH as a top 10 on my all-time sexual fantasy bucket list but I think she has Jennifer Aniston disease with a twist. I would walk over hot coals to get a hold of her luscious body today but I would run like heck before marrying time. I would run from Aniston because nobody marries the girl that everyone slept with and JLH because she is a fat woman waiting to happen. She is a marriage and a baby away from being in a whale show at Sea World.
re: Jaime Pressly at a Playground With Her Son (3 comments)
Jamie never got the credit she deserves for having one of the best a$$es in Hollywood. Take a look at Poison Ivy and you will become a Jamie fan forever.
re: Rihanna, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens and Maria Menounos Wore Bikinis (17 comments)
Cindy Crawford, Stacy kiebler, and Torrie Wilson are running around together in bikinis and we get pictures of these 4 losers?
re: Jessica Biel's Ass Is Amazing And Other News (39 comments)
I think she has the best ass on the planet. The rest of her body is also very sexy.
re: Stacy Keibler, Cindy Crawford, Diane Kruger and Leilani Dowding Wore Bikinis (15 comments)
Cindy and Stacy are 1 and 2 on my fantasy sex bucket list.
re: 0906-the-crap-we-missed-01 (15 comments)
I wonder if she is as tight below as she is between those breasts. If so, I sure would like to go exploring.
re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Will Only Respond To 'White Kim Kardashian' Now (85 comments)
Well said. I would dehydrate myself in her and pass out still wanting to continue with that sexy woman.



















re: Jennifer Love Hewitt's Quest For a Happy Ending No Longer Involves Marriage (32 comments)
OK, I’ll take one for the team. I volunteer to date JLH and evaluate her marriage potential. I think the major reason to get married is to provide a stable home life for children. So I promise to pay special attention to make sure her equipment to create and then breast feed her would-be children is excellent working order.