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Posted on Aug 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.20.14 (16 comments)

You have to look hard to find it when you’re there. It’s right behind the Angelina Jolie wax figure.

Posted on Aug 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.19.14 (9 comments)

You can’t untie it for the photographer if it doesn’t have strings.

Posted on Aug 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.19.14 (16 comments)

This makes me sad, not because she’s kissing some undeserving idiot, but because what happened to her ass?

Posted on Aug 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.19.14 (20 comments)

“Please God, just one more TV show or movie role. Amen.”

Posted on Aug 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.19.14 (13 comments)

West Hollywood. Always.

Posted on Aug 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.19.14 (22 comments)

And this is how I lift my leg for the videos.

Posted on Aug 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.19.14 (12 comments)

Why is he up so far in the air? Because she always carries her children high.

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (13 comments)

Being the “Creative Arts” Emmy’s, I’m assuming she’s not up for an award. I don’t think “I’m a whore” jokes really count as creative.

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (14 comments)

So…exactly where ARE her nipples?

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (13 comments)

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