Profile

Latest Comments

Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (12 comments)

“I just got a call from Rob Kardashian. He needs my help, one reality-show-unwanted-overweight-brother to another. On my way – this is me, running to the Fatmobile.”

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (2 comments)

Oh yeah, I remember this character. She was in Whore of the Rings.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: Orlando Bloom Took A Swing At Justin Bieber (16 comments)

Just tell me where to fill out the Nobel Prize nomination card.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (18 comments)

Uncle Sam just had a stroke. No, wait, he jizzed in his pants. We’re good here.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (17 comments)

“C’mon, Tony. Studio says I have to do a duet with someone who hasn’t raped a 16-year old on camera. It was down to you and Sonny Bono.”

Posted on Jul 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (10 comments)

“Thanks for entering the ‘Make a Dress out of Duct Tape and Win a Date with Me, Tara Reid’ contest. No, seriously – thanks for entering. This is the only way I can afford clothes.”

Posted on Jul 24th
re: Charisma Carpenter Nude (20 comments)

I believe it’s your move, Bethenny Frankel.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (14 comments)

Gentleman Gere Gets Gay Golden Griffin.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (24 comments)

David Beckham would learn not to get too close to Richard Gere while he was playing with his golden griffin.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (12 comments)

“Hey, check it out! I found out where they hid the Ark of the Covenant!”