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She needs to Garnier Nutrisse that weave, STAT!

I love that she’s not allowed through the main entrance, and is clearly entering the party via the back entrance where valets go for smoke breaks.

This is one classy bitch. She clearly knows that the event is about the charity, not the fashion, which is why she’s wearing the shoes I wore to prom in 1998.

That weave looks like it was deep fried and then left to die on the side of the road.

This was intended to be a comment on the Matthew Perry photo, but this picture is not too far off.

Unless he is shooting a biopic on Joran VanderSloot, there is no excuse for this douchey outfit.

Miami? His ensemble leads me to believe he is actually poolside at a Bronx housing project.

Miami? His ensemble leads me to believe he is actually poolside at a Bronx housing project.

She is Claymation. That’s the ony way to explain this photo shoot.

Shrunken Dina Lohan Head Accessory sold separately.