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Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (9 comments)

…a “friend”…

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (11 comments)

You know how guys wear sunglasses so they can check out girls undetected? It works just as well when you can’t stand to look at someone’s face.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (12 comments)

The look of a man when he realizes he’s in a show with a kid from the OC – and he isn’t even star.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (16 comments)

Plot twist: Willow was never the one we had to worry about.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (24 comments)

Who is the intern that released the shit that was meant for Kim Kardashian too early?

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (32 comments)

This chick just took the “sock and sandals” fashion faux pas to the next level by wearing leopard print socks with leopard print sandals.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (26 comments)

How is it that she’s about the same size as when she played Daisy Duke, but I don’t think she’s as hot?

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: Britney Spears Has A Lingerie Line Now (20 comments)

The undies come with a cup holder for your so-dee-pop, and the booby holders have two side pockets to hold snack bags.

Absolutely. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t get near-homicidally angry at someone who tries to cut them in line.

The police should just start handing out bats and boards with nails through them whenever they talk to Bieber’s neighbors.