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Posted on Aug 26th
re: Miley Cyrus' Date To The VMAs Isn't Exactly Homeless (50 comments)

I’m not surprised in the least. Miley wouldn’t want to be around an actual homeless person.

Posted on Aug 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.13.14 (4 comments)

…are these people?

Posted on Aug 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.13.14 (26 comments)

Who the fuck…

Posted on Aug 13th
re: We're Experiencing Technical Difficulties (40 comments)

Forgot who said this before, but it fits now and I love this line:

“It’s a gossip site, not a marriage. Just go.”

Posted on Aug 13th
re: Ariana Grande Has Rocket Titties Now (32 comments)

She really does have an uncanny resemblance to those Steve Madden bobbleheads.

I’m waiting for some conservative Republican to come out of the wood work shouting, “See?? He died and not because of guns!! If you regulate guns, you better regulate belts, too!!!”

Congratulations, you have won 100 internets for today. Well done.

Is that Lindsay taking her picture? That would explain the drunkenness and pissing in the sink…

Posted on Jul 31st
re: Justin Bieber's With Michelle Rodriquez Now (16 comments)

Dear Tyson Beckford,

Justin Bieber is fucking your ex. I shouldn’t tell you this because I don’t want to start anything, but he also told me that he thinks your a pansy, punk little bitch who wasn’t able to handle her the same way he can.

He leaves his Beverly Hills condo everyday at 2 pm to go to his little league practices at the park, and said that he was going to call you out and call you a bitch in front of all the paparazzi during one of those. Like I said, I don’t want to start anything, but maybe you can catch him on one of those outings and talk him out of it.

Did you know that those bats are, like, crazy strong? I didn’t until I accidentally broke someone’s nose with it. What a klutz am I LOL! :)

Anyways, just wanted to give you a heads up!

Signed,
Miami Wilt

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (9 comments)

…a “friend”…