re: 'Know who else said black people can’t swim? Hitler. And then Jesse Jackson won the gold medal at the Berlin Olympics in 1976.
So what does that prove? Mostly, that I’m not good with history.' (1 comments)
Literally, no ass!
re: "This… is… me having a heart attack!" (3 comments)
He’s literally dying of cocaine in this photo.
re: “HULK SING!” (7 comments)
She should just wear big ballroom dresses for singing on stage. Or just get lipo. I mean, she’s got money. Lipo them legs, baby! If I was this rich, I’d have lipo, a personal trainer work me out 6 days a week, and a chef preparing nutritious meals, and a sponsor that keeps me away from the Queso.
re: ‘I found that missing plane.’ (4 comments)
Is it that she can’t remove the implants? Because I’ve never seen anything so unnatural in my life.
re: “Has she fixed the fuckin’ hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon yet?!” (16 comments)
I’ve seen better looking $5 hookers.
re: “He paused in the midday sun to breathe it in deeply. ‘Piquant,’ he thought, ‘with a hint of corned beef and stale beer. Sub tones of chalk and berry.’ He reveled in it’s structure, texture and balance so deeply he barely noticed the tourist exclaiming, ‘Fuck, who shit here?’’ (3 comments)
I want to hate-fuck him.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.24.13 (12 comments)
So, she’s back to being a catholic now?
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.25.13 (23 comments)
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.29.13 (20 comments)
whoa – she grew up!
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.31.13 (4 comments)
holy crap! She has Megan Fox’s tat!